Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 6 years ago

    A football team is going nowhere without a great OL.

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Well, that was pretty offensive.

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    B UTTONS  almost 6 years ago

    Oh. That must have been the position Trump played (playing)

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    DennisinSeattle  almost 6 years ago

    Hey, Pig was just asking an honest question! Short fuse linemen are the ones who get offsides penalties all the time.

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    fretlessman71  almost 6 years ago

    Troy’s right. “Skill position” is an insulting term.

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    blunebottle  almost 6 years ago

    How’d he rate getting drawn with a mouth?

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    If linemen had any sensitivity at all they wouldn’t bend over in those pants…

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    CalLadyQED  almost 6 years ago

    More like an offended lineman

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    Bilan  almost 6 years ago

    Troy, you’re supposed to give an offensive line, not an offensive punch. That’s 10 for unsportsmanlike conduct.

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    Mr. Organization  almost 6 years ago

    Pig assumed offensive lineman was a skill position. How can that be perceived as insulting?

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    Breadboard  almost 6 years ago

    15 yard penalty ! Roughing the Pig !

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    mjb515  almost 6 years ago

    You are a lineman, you don’t usually touch the pigskin.

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I never knew ham needed to be tenderized.

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    the lost wizard  almost 6 years ago

    Couldn’t wait to get his hands on the old pigskin.

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    Nathan Daniels  almost 6 years ago

    Well I for one thought he was sure offensive (lineman).

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    e.groves  almost 6 years ago

    We have a center, then guards. Why are the next positions tackles? They’re not allowed to tackle.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 6 years ago

    I’m guessing Pastis used to get beaten up by football players a lot.

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    ksu71  almost 6 years ago

    Oh you mean those guys that have to recognize the defense and block correctly even as the defense is changing during the play. Yeah they’re not the skilled players, right?

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    How to get offended: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-mju_gW3c8&t=4s

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    garcoa  almost 6 years ago

    So when was punching insulting guys in the face not a skill?

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    His brain damage from football made him think he was punching the old pigskin.

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    they’re all just future patients

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    What a jerk

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Is this guy friends with Kareem Hunt?

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    nopainogain  almost 6 years ago

    i’m now anxiously awaiting the worlds largest snowflakes revolting in this thread. #iwasWRbecauseiranfastnotbecauseihadskill

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    J Quest  almost 6 years ago

    Skill positions/Kill positions

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “The violence inherent in the system….”

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    willie_mctell  almost 6 years ago

    Introduce him to Rat.

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    Herb L 1954  almost 6 years ago

    That right guard,should use Right Guard.Then he would be less offensive ;)

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    khcm1157  almost 6 years ago

    I think that was an ‘Offended Linesman’.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Pig didn’t insult him, Pig said it took skill to be an offensive lineman.

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    wincoach Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I think corner back is considered a skilled position as well.

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    russef  almost 6 years ago

    Especially the Offensive ones!

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    russef  almost 6 years ago

    Of the six other Offensive Line players, how many are household names?

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    NWdryad  almost 6 years ago

    Tell that to Tank McNamara.

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    HisTyness  almost 6 years ago

    Skill position? ANY kid can run, catch, or throw. Takes a lot more skill and technique to play line. Go ahead and guess what I played….

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    WaltWenger Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    So am I alone in believing that Troy, offended by his own remarks, punched HIMSELF in the face?

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    Sisyphos  almost 6 years ago

    Pig gets punched out! Pig gets punched out! (In “sports announcer” voice.)

    Pig has been asking for it for a long time. His luck finally ran out today. Sarcasm does not always make friends, especially not with Big Lunks….

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    oakie817  almost 6 years ago

    violence is never funny

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    wllilly1960  almost 6 years ago

    …But I thought love had the world in motion!! No, wait. That’s the English, and that game those Limeys call " football ". Sock-him!

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    Floofy Elvis  almost 4 years ago

    Its true…

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