Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2018

Hey, I’d shout too if someone tripped my kid.

what a stress-free life Bob is living… his kid, not so much

Hey, Neighbor Bob, isn’t the ref the same guy your son jabbed a violin bow in the eye while your son was playing a big violin?

AYSO rage!

Soccer : the new opium for the people

The veneer of civilization vanishes so quickly when soccer is involved.

Boy, nobody acts like that when kids play baseball. /s

I think that’s called reverting to type!

Bob clearly has a disposition for the fine arts, and some fine abuse!

Is Larry Croc the Ref ?

More Larry & the other Crocs would be a refreshing Arc!

A world without soccer is a world without “soccer mom vans”.

I used to referee soccer when my kids were little. Parents can be very “protective.”

Serenity now, insanity during kids’ soccer.

Just a child and he already has his Neymar imitation down pat.

Is this where rat for the idea for “Angry Bob?”

What is the meaning of “he was tripped”?

It’s not a pun, and I can’t find the joke. Is it that he is refined except where soccer is concerned, yet there is no twist or punchline to create a laugh?

Love it!

Let’s put the parents on the field, and let them fight it out.

He was FAKING it. A sure sign he wants to go Pro when he grows up.

Communist football. How quaint.

Just another day in suburbia.

#BanParents

‘Sport Parents’ – like a can of nitro on a roller coaster.

Oh Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob!!! Hope you cool it before the special evening starts!!!

I’ll be he is an internet troll and road-rage driver, too.

It doesn’t take much…

*football

Typical behavior of a parent in a football play. Unfortunately.

dad!

Soccer dads, the only thing worse than soccer moms.

(Okay, I admit; my cousin is a youth soccer coach….)