Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 23, 2018

“Die Hard” marathon.

How about 60 Minutes … to find that gift before the stores close

Or Rambo-La-La

“You rang?”

I flipped through the channels on Saturday and saw a movie called “Santa Jaws”. Watched 2 minutes and yes, it was just as one would expect.

What, no shows about beer?

Santa’s Reindeer Sleigh-fest.

At the beginning of “Scrooged” I always loved the commercial for “The Night the Reindeer Died.”

Extreme CFL. The Fighting Elves vs. the Rampaging Reindeer.

Frosty the iceman.

What about Batman and Santa Claus against the Joker and Krampus?

And a Sharknado marathon ending with Sharknado 27

Killer Elves from Outer Space

Let’s not forget that lovable classic, Santa Vs the Martians.

Top Christmas Slasher Films of All Time

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Santa Claus Conquers the Martians…

I’ve always enjoyed watching “Scrooge” the musical. My favorite song is “Thankyou, Very Much” that Scrooge first hears as his coffin is being carted off from his counting house. Of course, Scrooge isn’t aware of the coffin ’cause he is so involved in his delusion that everyone always loved him and he never knew. In the end, after seeing his real fate, in Hell, he vows to make Christmas every day of the year.

Real men get off with a hunk-‘o-burnin’ love over on the Yule Log station.

It’s Festivus for the Rest of Us! After all, what’s more macho than the Festivus Feats of Strength.

El Ray network, all Godzilla all the time!

After weeks of Hallmark Movies I need something like this. The Maulmark Channel?

What? No machine gun, main gun tank shooting, torpedo launching, strafing shows?

Those come under the “Very Explodey Christmas”

Battling Bastards of Bastogne.

“Reindeer Games”

“A Very Explodey Christmas” sounds like something Myth Busters did.

Guys into old cars are watching the Motor Trend channel (was Velocity) now.

I’ll have you know that my hubby likes the Hallmark channel. I do not.

That last one is a favorite of Rip Haywire.

Very funny! Yup, a man’s channel. You’d never catch me watching Hallmark movies, No sir…not me… why I don’t even care for Lacey Chambert or Candace Cameron Bure…nope, never heard of them…

All I want for Christmas is a saw to ‘disengage’ my arm around my GF as she’s watching those saccharine @#$&fests.

Anything Starwars except the Star Wars Christmas special, or even worse, “The Last Jedi.”

Trust me on this; next year everyone will be binging ‘Happy’ with Patton Oswald!

I watch a couple of the romance ones then Love Actually, The Holiday, Christmas in Connecticut (both versions) Then chill it with The Ref & Die Hard.

Wife just flipped to the tampon channel ( Lifetime anything). I’m sitting here with my kindle, with my headphones on, blaring classic rock and blues, so i can ignore it. I refuse to even acknowledge that it is on.Oooh. The Doors, “Riders on the Storm”. Good stuff!