Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 12, 2019

Moby Radial?

In the internet age, that’s how it would stay.

Thank goodness for CGI.

This could almost work as well if one replaced Captain Ahab with D. Trump… Appears to make a winner out of a loser either way.

Wiley, I have to think you’re working on an insanity defense for some reason

Editing will help. It’s a little tyresome in this draft.

It was a Good Year for whaling stories….

“Call me Bibendum”.

Probably a case of autocorrect at work.

“Call me Michelin.”

Today I learned whitewall tires are still a thing.

This might be funnier if there weren’t such a severe problem with plastic debris in the oceans. What have we wrought?

I bet the crew is “tired” of rowing…

The days when cars actually had class.

Hmmm, singularly focused, emotionally and ego driven, willing to destroy everything in his command and sacrifice everyone around him to achieve an irrational goal of burning desire. That sounds so very familiar.

Fools drive on what angels fear to retread.

“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.” Or else maybe… “I’m so tired I haven’t slept a wink. I’m so tired my mind is on the blink…” Or… “Whose Line is it anyway?”

Oh please.

Thar she blows (out)

What if we build that wall using old, used tires? Enough of them lying around.

And it’s made from steel (belts)!

Maybe we could get a lower price tag if we went to Wall-Mart?

More like a great white snark…

Better stop there Ahab. You’ll pull up the great white mass o’ plastic bottles.

Thats what tRUMP wants a “white wall” he will hang a sign on amerika “Whites Only”….

Never liked that book much. The writing was kind of flat.

The joke’s a bit flat but I never get tired of it.

good art, great pun. minimalism at it’s best. thank you

Call me, The Pep Boys.

Worked with an old guy.We asked when he was going to retire.Said he couldn’t re tire.Hadn’t worn out the first set yet ;)

I’ll chase him round Good Will, and round the Mall, and round Dead Man’s Curve, and round the dumpster’s flames before I jack him up…"

They found the original manuscript of Henry the 6th Part 2. It actually said “First thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers and editors.”

He’ll be treading water soon enough.

Wheel soon find out whether this is true or not.

Do they still make whitewalls? I used to notice cars when they were different but now they all look the same. I can’t recall when I last noted whitewalls on a car.

Sigh!

Brilliant, Wiley!

At least it’s not a white supremicist’s wall.