Pickles by Brian Crane for January 08, 2019

Just what flavor ARE these, Earl???

A for effort, F for execution…

Either he forgot his medication, or it’s making him do demented things. Old and senile.

In the film “Ernest [P. Worrell] in the Army”, the titular character obliviously made pancakes with cement (it was the last Ernest film before Jim Varney’s death).

I hope you at least washed it first Earl.

If the litter scooper was in a kitchen drawer, then someone put it away wrong on a prior occasion. If he went someplace else to get the scooper, then his error is hard to explain.

Ewg!

UGH! That tops it for today!

So the scopper is brand new where is the harm Opal ? What would a cat litter box be doing in the kitchen in the first place ?

Those aren’t chocolate chips!!!

That’s what happens when you leave the scoop for the Kitty Litter Cake in the drawer next to the stove top. That is the scoop he’s using, right Opal?

The real question is, why is she using a spatula to scoop kitty litter? Unless, anybody anywhere has ever seen a litter scoop that could be used to flip pancakes.

Roscoe may like them… having an old standby done up differently can be exciting!

Earl and Opal have a cat?

Many, many years ago, our baby sitter made meatloaf for our dinner. She ignored all of the things in the kitchen drawers and found a slotted spoon I used in the cat box to stir the meat. It was hanging in the furnace room directly over the box. I have NO idea what she had in mind. We went out to a restaurant that evening.

I thought they just had a dog.

We used to watch a show called Good Eats hosted by Alton Brown.

He’d call a tool that did more than one thing a multitasker – and that’s all Earl is doing.

@Earl: Ewwww!

Sorry, that’s just too gross.

Check “Simon’s Cat” on youtube. You’ll be laughing all day long.

Flavors you can’t find just anywhere.

The things a grandpa has to do to get out of cooking.

Earl… are you sure those are chocolate chips in the pancakes?

So, Opal put the litter scoop in the drawer with the utensils?

Like Opal is the type to put away a scooper without cleaning it as well as she does a spatula!

However you look at it, this is gross.

Made of plastic? Should have melted.

Mine looks like a scoop

“Multigrain” pancakes.

Awww Crap!

Let us assume he just got it out of the dishwasher….. Ewwwwe