Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 06, 2019

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    alasko  over 5 years ago

    Funnel Janis, funnel.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Depends on where you are on our oblate spheroid of a planet as it rotates on its axis.

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    Macushlalondra  over 5 years ago

    I can think of another use for that pan, Janis.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 5 years ago

    The more careful you try to pour, the harder it is to get a consistent stream.

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    pearlsbs  over 5 years ago

    It actually rotates only once per day. I think Arlo is speaking of the speed that it goes as it moves around when the Earth rotates.

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    Anathema Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Way to go Arlo.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Janis now has a use in mind when she gets that skillet cleaned up.

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    SpacedInvader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I think Arlo just earned the right to pour it himself and clean up afterward.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    Psyched!

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    Robin Harwood  over 5 years ago

    Just remember that you’re standing …

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvwH8Qij0JY

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    drogers30  over 5 years ago

    I can’t stop laughing at the look on her face this is the funniest comic I’ve seen in a while

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    AlanM  over 5 years ago

    Since objects at the Equator are moving at ~ 1000 mph and he says they are moving at 600 mph they have to be at 53.1° north latitude (or south, but I doubt that).

    That puts them in Alaska, Canada, the British Isles or norther Europe or Asia.

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    T Smith  over 5 years ago

    Only if you believe those “round earthers.”

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    Tyge  over 5 years ago

    That was mean, Arlo. Just mean! There will be consequences.

    She way trying to save the truffle infused oil.

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    kerumbo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The kitchen is hurtling through space, somewhere on the perimeter of sphere that is revolving, but I would only describe the kitchen as “revolving” if it is located at the North or South Pole.

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    Dani Rice  over 5 years ago

    To the moon, Arlo! To the moon!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’ve been trying to figure out what she’d be pouring into a labelled, narrow necked, bottle from a skillet….

    likely used cooking oil, of course…. and as Tyge said… maybe it’s something special….

    though I’d guess not truffle oil, which in my experience comes in tiny bottles, to be added by the drop to a finished dish.

     

    I don’t do deep frying, and don’t use enough oil when sauteing to save…

    but those who do:

    Don’t you pour it into a paper towel or cheesecloth lined strainer, and funnel it into a separate container?

    I wouldn’t pour it back, full of food particles, into the original bottle and let it mix with the unused oil.

     

    OK… maybe I’m just up too late…. :)

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    Auntie Socialist  over 5 years ago

    That speed is nothing compared to the 66,000 MPH the Earth is moving around Sol

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    Vangoghdog01  over 5 years ago

    I recommend a funnel. Whole sets of them are available for a dollar or so.

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    “Don’t stop dancing or you’ll fall off.”

    https://youtu.be/naGZvVVSynM

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    extra-212  over 5 years ago

    I see another use for that frying pan coming up.

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    jarvisloop  over 5 years ago

    Arlo is a dead man sitting.

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    David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs  over 5 years ago

    “I have now!”

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    You’re welcome.

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    trainnut1956  over 5 years ago

    I’d be more interested in what she is trying to pour out of a skillet into a perfume bottle?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Come on. They’re fun to mess with. Like waiting unit they get in the car and then asking, “I’m glad you don’t have to pee again before we go.”

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    Oge  over 5 years ago

    Shouldn’t rotational measurement be represented by revolutions per [time interval]? At the poles their kitchen be rotating at about one revolution per day, while at the equator it would actually be zero. It’s speed, though would be a factor of it’s distance from the planet’s axis of rotation or other reference point.

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    micromos  over 5 years ago

    Ha

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    flagmichael  over 5 years ago

    Léon Foucault apparently thought about it.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I think todays strip is funny.

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 5 years ago

    its the moving away from the center of the universe at 1,000,000 MPH that gets me.

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    Flossie Mud Duck  over 5 years ago

    That’s why funnels were devised.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 5 years ago

    What is Janis trying to pour into that bottle?

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    Opus  over 5 years ago

    What is she pouring ?

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Arlo, I suspect that you are about to start rotating at 601 miles per hour.

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    Sneaker  over 5 years ago

    I personally don’t care how fast we are traveling, or what fancy talk is used, I just like the comic and the point it is trying to get across!!

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    hellokate  over 5 years ago

    That really was a funny on. Why do husbands do that? Cute

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    Fontessa  over 5 years ago

    Force is equal to mass times acceleration, and Janis has a frying pan in her hand!

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    Arianne  over 5 years ago

    It’s that hands-in-lap, “we’re-all-in-our-places-with-bright-shiny-faces”, smile, that really sells it!

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    mauser7  over 5 years ago

    Boy wants to die young.

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    craigwestlake  over 5 years ago

    Makes you ponder how fast his head will spin when she hits him with that skillet…

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    April Anemone  over 5 years ago

    If Arlo really loves Janis, why does he tease her in such a mean way? And you guys all think it’s so funny. I would feel disrespected if I were treated like that. And Arlo’s smarmy smile makes it a lot worse.

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    mjb515  over 5 years ago

    Eh, it is all relative.

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    Rokittman  over 5 years ago

    Mmmmmmmm, science!!

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