Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 03, 2019

There’s no virtue in that virtual reality … unless you are a Wiley Bear™.

Ze lunch.

So, which is it? Do the Wiley Bears get lunch or does Pierre drown in the water?

Why not both?

I think the term is; “reality bites”.

No need for Wiley bears when your prey walks right out into your waiting arms.

Instead of putting criminals in Jail we should just drop them in middle of Arctic and tell them to walk home, the worse the crime the less clothing given

He must be a climate “scientist”, sees global warming wherever he goes.

By the bears smiles I guess they aren’t hungry and they are waiting for him to fall in

There’s no bikini clad women !! Or any women for that matter.

Survival of Ze fittest?

YAY!!!! WILEY BEARS!!! YAY!!! POLAR EDITION!!! YAY!!!!!

Liberalism defined.

He doesn’t need VR Goggles to do that, just a smart phone and a Facebook account.

Wiley polar bears-I wonder if there are Wiley rectangular bears.

Some people don’t need virtual reality viewers to see what they want to see.

https://www.bearmageddonnews.com/category/obituaries/

Would he rather have beer goggles? Hmmmmmmmmm.

Mon Dieu!

I walked on the beach once and got sand between my toes!

Note the footprints from the outhouse. Does VR come with virtual odor as well?

He might not get out of this one.

Exit virtual, enter reality.

Zut alors.

Wiley’s bears! Love the smiles.

Saw this one coming.

NSFW but hilarious. https://www.facebook.com/bbccomedy/videos/dara-obriain-on-why-no-one-uses-vr-for-porn-live-at-the-apollo/613233112442491/

Where is he finding open water in a Yukon winter? That would be a very long walk.

Why is Wiley so fixated on humans being eaten by bears????

I know I shouldn’t have, but I laughed so hard at this one that it hurt.

Why doesn’t he just move? Pierre of the North has less originality than a Road Runner cartoon.

Most Frequently Uttered Last Words.

Those might be regular polar bears who have to get to land when there isn’t enough ice to float on.

Made me laugh out loud.

Nothing “wrong” with Wiley Bears…

Perhaps he should try the Better Than Life game…safer…

A metaphor for congressional activity.