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Illogical. Actio = reactio. Edward would be blasted away, too. BTW, projectile impact is not measured by horsepower, which is not only the wrong unit, but also the wrong physical quantity.
I thought I needed a toaster, so did my research. Found a lot comments on all of the toasters mentioned how uneven the toasting was. I decided to give a highly-rated one a try, and it was incredibly uneven, and I could see that not all of the wires were working. I went back to using my toaster-oven. Perhaps toasters need to find a new purpose (being weaponized).
juncarlo about 6 years ago
It seems that someone got advice from Tim “The Toolman” Taylor.
Farside99 about 6 years ago
Looks more like a clandestine CIA tool to me. “The terrorist was eliminated when his toaster destroyed his house.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
Dial it back a bit and it can be used as a non-lethal method of crowd control.
Stocky One about 6 years ago
It will, provided he can guarantee that it will always land butter side up!
russef about 6 years ago
Where’s Newton? Must be a hell of a back blast.
PoodleGroomer about 6 years ago
Have you ever tried to make toast for 3000 men in an hour?
Diat60 about 6 years ago
I’ve had that toaster!
PO' DAWG about 6 years ago
Get Smart “Would you believe……..a common household toaster?”
Richard L. Johnston about 6 years ago
Used in the Paris demonstrations. With French toast, of course.
unfair.de about 6 years ago
Let Trump know about it…
RabbitDad about 6 years ago
Yet another demonstration of why a wall isn’t the best idea.
Spock about 6 years ago
Illogical. Actio = reactio. Edward would be blasted away, too. BTW, projectile impact is not measured by horsepower, which is not only the wrong unit, but also the wrong physical quantity.
We has seen the enemy about 6 years ago
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Hence Edward would also be toast if he actually fired that off standing up.
chromosome Premium Member about 6 years ago
I thought I needed a toaster, so did my research. Found a lot comments on all of the toasters mentioned how uneven the toasting was. I decided to give a highly-rated one a try, and it was incredibly uneven, and I could see that not all of the wires were working. I went back to using my toaster-oven. Perhaps toasters need to find a new purpose (being weaponized).
Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member about 6 years ago
How is he going to keep the enemy standing still for 2+ minutes while the toast s-l-o-w-l-y cooks?