Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 12, 2019

He aged at least 20 years between the second and third panels.

Hey, wasn’t it Bobby Howry who said Ken Brown makes everything happen?

See, here’s where I’m confused. Does Multi-Dimensional Man think that Milford can trade two roleplayers and a 1st round middle school pick to Valley Tech for their star center and a power forward?

Nobody knows more about assistant coaching than RStatWhiz, believe me.

I see MDM’s ego still needs deflating…

P1, Placerberol!

P2, Why not, Milford has wallowed in mediocrity for most of the last 60 years.

P3, More like official towel boy.

Practicing for his Theo Epstein interview.

What do you think—do we bring Leisl Ishii back? Remember, she dumped him because he was mono-focused, not multi-dimensional, like today. Then again, Bobby was shooting much higher, maybe Mimi-level, for when he was a big-time coach—at a high-profile job like Milford High!

P3- Howry has morphed into Richard Belzer…

“My conscience”? He thinks a mediocre team is a moral issue?

Uh-huh… legend in his own mind…

Why didn’t beat reporter Marjie Ducey head this expose? Shouldn’t Milford Star reporter/Assistant Football Coach Matt Shaw be inventorying football gear and helping Seniors with highlight tapes (tsk, tsk)?

Did BStatWhiz get a degree before entering into advertising? The kid still has a high pitched voice from being given ripped, high rise BVDs in the cafeteria at Milford Community College.

Safe bet young Howry will not be in the same panel as Duncan Levin.

Well, as usual, this is…..kind of ridiculous.

And what’s not ridiculous is that I’ve added a few more new Mopped Up Thorp’s, covering this past Monday through Wednesday. Hopefully I can round out this whole week.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

P-4: My dad’s old friend, Will Stockdale, told me when they were in the Air Force my dad was the Permanent Latrine Orderly

Wait until Robbie/Bobby realizes he wasted thousands of dollars on billboards after Gil crushes him.

Where’s Marty Moon at in all this? I would think he would be a co-conspirator in all this.

On the serious side, could this be a hint that Bobby Howry is after Gil’s job?

I thought he was more like the unofficial drug dealer.

And the historical revisionism-aka lies-begin