Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 18, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Experiences like these will prepare Calvin well for marriage.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 5 years ago

    He must really want to go to school today.

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    codycab  over 5 years ago

    Just be glad she doesn’t make you want to love Mondays.

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    retrocool  over 5 years ago

    I think this one begins an even greater story than the propeller beanie

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    can’t have it your own way, Calvin, when it comes to 12 years of compulsory education

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    alaskajohn1  over 5 years ago

    A painful behind can be a great motivator.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Ve haf vays.

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    whahoppened  over 5 years ago

    Think of it this way, Calvin. You’re saving your parents from being punished.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 5 years ago

    Bleah! Monday again…

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Wa wa waaaaa

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    I don’t know if I would have got further than “I don’t want…” but I know darn well i wouldn’t have got past “For your information…” and been able to sit at school. We didn’t get smart alecky to my parents. The biggest no-no was to reply to my parents with one little word. “So?”

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Have Dad take you to school and remind him that sometimes it’s important to be a kid and to play, even if you work in an office.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Resistance is futile, Calvin!

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    jackhammer165  over 5 years ago

    Mums, the super-motivators!

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    Bibleman2002  over 5 years ago

    If mom would look into homeschooling then Calvin wouldn’t have any problems being bullied by everyone at school including Moe and his teacher miss worma$$

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    My wife sometimes asks me if I would like to take out the trash. She does not appreciate it when I caper around the kitchen saying, “O gee! Can I? Can I? Please, please, please!” She puts up with me, I’ve been doing this kind of thing since before we got married over 47 years ago.

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    jrankin1959  over 5 years ago

    Lemme guess… as an adult, Calvin becomes a teacher.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    So much for free will. Bah! Live with it, Cal!

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 5 years ago

    Using the term FYI with your mom is never a good idea.

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    rshive  over 5 years ago

    Motivation comes in various ways.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Don’t worry Calvin, you’re building character!

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    LeeCox  over 5 years ago

    Just wait until Calvin grows up and has a job in a cubicle farm somewhere!

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    COL Crash  over 5 years ago

    There are things that we all have to do no matter how much we want to put them off.

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    gantech  over 5 years ago

    Quick mom, tell us how you did it!

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    Life, huh?

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    Phantis  over 5 years ago

    I am 58 and I have dim memories of childhood. The rules. The rainy days. Going to school. The drudgery. I am semi-retired now. I am contented. The days of childhood were torture. I think Calvin represents most of us. Childhood had its fun and joys. But being an adult is far better.

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    bloodykate  over 5 years ago

    I love Calvin’s scrunched up face! That’s me in the morning.

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    TLH1310 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    My Father used to say “I can’t make you do what you don’t want to, But I can make you wish you did.”

    Darn, I miss him.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Applying the rod of knowledge to the seat of learning does increase motivation.

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    chain gang charlie  over 5 years ago

    Sorry bub, You’ll have to wait until you’re in your’e Seventies and your wife goes on an extended visit to her relatives…..

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    denenbsa  over 5 years ago

    As I’ve said to my students regarding homework, “You don’t have to like it, you just have to do it”.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 5 years ago

    I use to tell my guys, "If I can’t make you do your job, I’ll make you wish you had.

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    Ask your father about that when you get older.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 5 years ago

    To paraphrase James Brown: “Momma don’t, momma don’t, momma don’t…Momma don’t take no mess!!!”

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago
    I hate it when people tell me I need to do this I need to do that. I don’t need to do anything. Get lost!
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    Warwick  over 2 years ago

    wait…

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