Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 04, 2019

TP! Stat!

Wise to look before you sit!

Now why don’t they have extra’s in the bathroom?

S#*t happens.

Arlo and Janis are a Charmin couple.

My husband doesn’t make calls on his mobile phone unless it is an emergency as he “only” has 100 minutes, he texts me instead normally. I was at an embroidery meeting teaching a stitch and my phone rang – I apologized this and explained this to them as I took the call from him. He asked which OTC pain killer to take for his shoulder.

I went back to teaching. He called again in 15 minutes – now, my shoulder hurts had advanced to I have pains shooting down my left arm!! I apologized again, grabbed my stuff and drove home. 8.5 hours later we knew he had not had a heart attack, was still in pain and that we should “see your doctor tomorrow to find out why your arm hurts”

Husbands make a lot of important phone calls.

I’m not sure but was it erma bombeck who said the reason some people get married is to have someone available to pass t-paper through the door?

Ah, yes. The joys of being a senior citizen and never knowing when it’s going to hit and how hard.

Must have been serious emergency if he needed three rolls

A THREE roll emergency!! What did Arlo have for dinner?

When I remodeled the bathroom, I built a cupboard for TP only. It holds 24 double rolls. That, my friends, is security.

The bathroom is the one place I will not take my cell phone….I guess I better rethink that

Was he in the woods? Were the Charmin bears there?

Before I was moved up to supply sergeant, the commander told me to never run out of toilet paper. I was stunned at such a mundane requirement. I have a master’s degree. I said, Yes, I think I can handle that.

I installed a bracket on each toilet tank to hold a spare roll. I don’t think my wife knows where the main supply is.

my wife says karma is when you empty the roll and don’t replace it but then you’re the next one that needs to sit and use it

When I see one from my son, I know it’s a problem or question.

Now people will have a Alexa in the loo so they don’t have fecal matter on their phones!

so we shall resurrect this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCHkzsu2Og

FUN FACT. 98% of cell phone screens test positive for feces.

I don’t remember seeing so many replies to a certain cartoon

Thank goodness for text messaging.

Here I sit in fumes and vapor.

I have s*** but have no paper

The bell has rung, I must not linger

Look out a**, here comes my finger.

I do not take my phone. there. A little privacy, please.

we keep extra rolls of it in a cabinet right beside the john!!

A common sight in European homes is a vertical stick on a stable base, which stands next to the toilet and holds several spare rolls.

We have a stand that holds 5 rolls plus one on the hook. Never empty! lol