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My husband doesn’t make calls on his mobile phone unless it is an emergency as he “only” has 100 minutes, he texts me instead normally. I was at an embroidery meeting teaching a stitch and my phone rang – I apologized this and explained this to them as I took the call from him. He asked which OTC pain killer to take for his shoulder.
I went back to teaching. He called again in 15 minutes – now, my shoulder hurts had advanced to I have pains shooting down my left arm!! I apologized again, grabbed my stuff and drove home. 8.5 hours later we knew he had not had a heart attack, was still in pain and that we should “see your doctor tomorrow to find out why your arm hurts”
Before I was moved up to supply sergeant, the commander told me to never run out of toilet paper. I was stunned at such a mundane requirement. I have a master’s degree. I said, Yes, I think I can handle that.
Yakety Sax about 6 years ago
TP! Stat!
charliefarmrhere about 6 years ago
Wise to look before you sit!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
Now why don’t they have extra’s in the bathroom?
Lucy Rudy about 6 years ago
S#*t happens.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 6 years ago
Arlo and Janis are a Charmin couple.
mafastore about 6 years ago
My husband doesn’t make calls on his mobile phone unless it is an emergency as he “only” has 100 minutes, he texts me instead normally. I was at an embroidery meeting teaching a stitch and my phone rang – I apologized this and explained this to them as I took the call from him. He asked which OTC pain killer to take for his shoulder.
I went back to teaching. He called again in 15 minutes – now, my shoulder hurts had advanced to I have pains shooting down my left arm!! I apologized again, grabbed my stuff and drove home. 8.5 hours later we knew he had not had a heart attack, was still in pain and that we should “see your doctor tomorrow to find out why your arm hurts”
Husbands make a lot of important phone calls.
jbrobo Premium Member about 6 years ago
I’m not sure but was it erma bombeck who said the reason some people get married is to have someone available to pass t-paper through the door?
jarvisloop about 6 years ago
Ah, yes. The joys of being a senior citizen and never knowing when it’s going to hit and how hard.
Doctor Toon about 6 years ago
Must have been serious emergency if he needed three rolls
John Smith about 6 years ago
A THREE roll emergency!! What did Arlo have for dinner?
Back to Big Mike about 6 years ago
When I remodeled the bathroom, I built a cupboard for TP only. It holds 24 double rolls. That, my friends, is security.
lakerat about 6 years ago
The bathroom is the one place I will not take my cell phone….I guess I better rethink that
Tyge about 6 years ago
Was he in the woods? Were the Charmin bears there?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 6 years ago
Before I was moved up to supply sergeant, the commander told me to never run out of toilet paper. I was stunned at such a mundane requirement. I have a master’s degree. I said, Yes, I think I can handle that.
david_42 about 6 years ago
I installed a bracket on each toilet tank to hold a spare roll. I don’t think my wife knows where the main supply is.
rlaker22j about 6 years ago
my wife says karma is when you empty the roll and don’t replace it but then you’re the next one that needs to sit and use it
KEA about 6 years ago
When I see one from my son, I know it’s a problem or question.
CYGNUS X1 about 6 years ago
Now people will have a Alexa in the loo so they don’t have fecal matter on their phones!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 6 years ago
so we shall resurrect this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swCHkzsu2Og
DCBakerEsq about 6 years ago
FUN FACT. 98% of cell phone screens test positive for feces.
joedon2007 about 6 years ago
I don’t remember seeing so many replies to a certain cartoon
eladee AKA Wally about 6 years ago
Thank goodness for text messaging.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 6 years ago
Here I sit in fumes and vapor.
I have s*** but have no paper
The bell has rung, I must not linger
Look out a**, here comes my finger.
jonesbeltone about 6 years ago
I do not take my phone. there. A little privacy, please.
Sneaker about 6 years ago
we keep extra rolls of it in a cabinet right beside the john!!
gammaguy about 6 years ago
A common sight in European homes is a vertical stick on a stable base, which stands next to the toilet and holds several spare rolls.
bigdad1211 5 months ago
We have a stand that holds 5 rolls plus one on the hook. Never empty! lol