Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 27, 2019

You’re not ignoring him, so he can’t be.

“That’s the EASY answer. Have you?”

Well, he’s too confused to have a clue.

Ask the 500 lb gorilla.

Pachyderm your troubles in your old kitbag and smile, smile, smile.

I only came for the peanuts.

You’ll never let me forget it!

It’s this orange haired guy Doc. He’s taken over everything in my life.

Just as you are the person in the room.

I feel like I am being targeted all the time.

oops – was that the million dollar question?

Psychoanalytic session trunk-ated.

Just ask the skeleton in the closet.

If we don’t stop destroying their habitat and poaching them for ivory, it may be our houses are the only safe place left for elephants.

How about the 300lb canary singing “Here, kitty-kitty-kitty”???

Isn’t it inappropriate for a female therapist to have a male client lie down on a couch? Asking for a friend.

Plaque on the wall in a certain oval room. Used as dart board for ideas.

What elephant? I don’t see any elephant?

And that you ought to drop a few pounds?

Tusk, Tusk – Today’s comic is a mammoth fail at being humorous. (Not)

“But no one ever wants to talk about ME!”

“They’re coming to take me away, away…”

The elephant has bear feet.

Wileyphant!

“At least I’m not white, Doc!”

Anatomically speaking….. the big (guy?) has 4 toes.

Well, now that you’ve left things are good there…

There’s a “Far Side” with an angry elephant sitting in an arm chair drinking beer and watching TV. A woman is saying to it “My mother told me not to marry outside my species.” Is this the same elephant? Not that many elephants get work in comics.

Looks like the rare Himalayan Small-Eared Elephant (Elephas parvoriculus).

His problems all can be traced back to working for that Hannibal guy.

Uh, no.

Let this be the end of the argument … OK?

One of the hardest things to learn is that other people’s behavior around you is not all about you.

And then one of the hardest things to figure out is when it is all about you.

I had a friend who worked for the circus. I went to see him. His job was to follow the elephants with a shovel and barrow. That day, he was complaining mightily, about the weight of his labors. I asked, why not seek employment elsewhere? His answer; “What, quit show-business? Never!”

Why is it when we try to think of an elephant joke, nothing comes to mind? Now trump jokes, that’s easy.

the couch is too small!!!

“O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us!” — Robert Burns