Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 05, 2019

Good thing Paulli can retract those claws!

Arrgh! Just how verbally-detailed and descriptive WAS his story?

As a wise old man once said – When life hands you your butt…. there ain’t nothing left to wipe!

After many week of not having a bath he became the lord of the flies.

Does the change involve paying your tab, Capt. Eddie?

When Captain Eddie says that he reinvented himself, there are some worse images that can come to mind.

Chestnuts roasting by an open fire …

Gald he still had the hat. That would be a bridge too far vis a vis The Change.

Like the old TV show? Fern wood tonight.

no matter the situation Cap’n Eddie was never really em-bare-arsed.

any gods Eddie called up during his ‘remake’, would be too embarrassed to admit it.

But clearly there is more pain to come . . . as he obviously changed back again, to his old self. Expunging the change to revert is even more painful than the original change.

Just ask anyone who has gone through sexuality reversion “therapy”.

Is this Wiley writing about his own recent experience with the F-Trump hidden in the Sunday strip and a number of papers dropping him as a result?

Hey, if I move to a desert island, will I lose weight?

Is this a note to self? If so, understanding that change can be a breath of fresh air and ultimately the path you’re meant to take, is helpful. And I would PAY good money to see the fig leaf!

Love the “rock bottom” panel. “Hello Rock”

So when did Cpt Eddie do all this stuff? He always seems to be at Flo’s.

You know…I don’t think Mr. Miller is telling us a story about Eddie at all…not at all.

Does moving on involve buying a cigarette boat?

Frond’s with benefits ;)

I’m with her on this one!

If Eddie needs a virgin to throw into a volcano, there’s one handy…..and I don’t mean Paulie!

Sooo…where does Ol’ Cap’n Eddie get his pipe tobacco? Or better yet, what’s in his “tobacco”? Whatever it is, it must be his source of inspiration for these wild adventures.

Cap’n Eddie learned his survival techniques from a book written by Ho Flung Do.

Don’t stand too close to the fire dressed like that …

It’s Cap’n Eddie of the Corn.

Okay, don’t tell me. The ‘New’ Eddie shouldn’t have to pay the old Eddies bar tab. Right?

Yes, we could of done without that image either.