Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 27, 2019

So, he hasn’t had sex with Pigita.

The choices are: Never or What’s That.

My answer would’ve been not often enough

Pig Human Sex?

I think the optimist is Pig, he hopes to have sex with the right person.

I usually write “Yes please”.

He’s being careful, to show how responsible he is. His first impulse was, “Yes, please.”

Dicey question to ask! I wonder what the hit rate is for none gender answers being supplied?

Perhaps he’s never experienced the joy of makin’ bacon? Get to it, Pig! I like mine crisp!!

I wonder if Pigita is out of the picture now.

I wonder why forms like this don’t ask for “gender” in stead of “sex”. Are they trying to save ink?

These days this an essay type question.

I don’t recall ever having to answer that question on a credit card application.

why is that on a credit card application

Come on, Goat; Pig needs help with any and everything!

What would Rat say ? ….. Croc Power !

Pig needs to get out more.

Good thing he asked Goat! Rat would have stolen pig’s Identity!

You can say that again, Paris!

“SEX (m/f):”

“A. I prefer to f, but sometimes I’m alone.”

So, stealing from an old joke, eh, Pastis?

With the right person?! Good grief, Pig, you’re a pig!

His answer should be boar

With an IQ like that, Pig probably has a wallet full of credit cards. He’s just the kind of customer they’re looking for and he’s just the kind to fall for it.

That “Dumb” Pig omitted his first name when filling out the application.

The box that says SEX should be Y or N, not M or F.

This is a true story….Once in the late fifties a young lady was applying for a job at the Optical co. where I was a manager at the time, and her response to the question of sex was “once in Bowling Green” . Bowling Green, Ky is the home of Western Kentucky University! ;o}

You guys might think this would never happen, but 43 yrs ago my sister applied for a job. The applications had this ungodly big box to put in sex. My sister put in the box, “maybe, depends on the guy”. She got the job.

Pigs reply…wait for it…never,the interest was too low!

answer use to be occasionally

When I’m asked, I always write “As often as possible,” but I’m beginning to think that’s why I don’t get many second interviews.

Application? Silly Pig! The call me all the time from “Card Member Services” and want to sign me up over the phone!

Sex: doggy style

Some credit card applications can be a tad personal!

sadly, the credit card company would probably still open a line of credit for someone who sent that in.

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This one cracked me up—and boy, did I need that today. Thanks for the belly laugh, Stephan!

Sex should be irrelevant on a credit application.

I always thought the answer to that question was “Yes”.

Now, now, fuddy-duddy Goat! There is nothing wrong with Pig’s response! Go, Pig!

Rat’s would be – Name: Irrelevant. Sex – F- YES. (Obviously uncensored on the application.)

You’d think he knew better: “Pigs are one of the most intelligent animals on the planet, just as elephants and dolphins. They learn faster than dogs or primates and their intelligence is compared to that of a three year old child.”

Must be why CC companies don’t issue cards to toddlers.

Has the comic strip censor just completely given up?

To quote all my friends: “If I can get it I’ll take it.” I on the other hand have standards

Oy.