Swan Eaters by Georgia Dunn for April 05, 2019

Okay, these people have gone from “weird” to “a little scary” now!

Clearly, she knows them for what they are. (Annoying as git.)

Granny is not to be messed with.

A hisssss may not make you any friends, but it sure does influence people.

Watch out for the little, cute, fuzzy ones. They usually have fangs and claws.

Ooohhhhh they done did it now!

Oh dear, they should have let her have her morning cuppa first!

I take it that’s a “No”?

Wow! That’s me in the morning before I have my coffee in hand.The village people remind me of the staff at the Dutch Bros coffee places… extremely overly cheerful. I had to stop going.

This town gets weirder and weirder.

She is passing up an opportunity to make money or scam someone? Is the true nature of this town something dangerous?

Hmm, eat swan and get run out of town, or stay here and get “nice” to death…The swans are looking mighty tasty now!

Grandma is great.

I feel like they just stumbled upon a village of Mormons. I mean no disrespect.

Villager: “Awww, she looks just like our adorbs pet cobra “Snuggles!”

My, Grandma—what big teeth you have.

I wish Grandma Hawker could teach me how to do that. I’d stand out on the porch and hiss at all this infernal snow that just won’t stop falling!