Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 04, 2019

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Well, if Doug did it, it probably was an accident. He’s not in on the list of signals. On the other hand, it wouldn’t be surprising if he’s already decided he doesn’t see a future with her. Studies have shown that most people can make that determination within the first few minutes of talking to someone.

Blind dates are the worst.

Will Jack swoop in to rescue Doug from Luann? Will we find out next week? Will Tiffany end up cleaning off all the tables with her bottom? Will Evans find other ways to milk this dating app for storylines? Join us next week!

I kind of called it. I did say it could be Doug doing the signals too and someone comes to his rescue. I didn’t figure it would be Tiffany. He wrote his signal on the order slip? His rescuer to be the waitress?

Wonder what Doug looks like?

Now, the wait: Do we switch to another arc next week? Or will we get more of the invisible Doug next week?

One thing for sure: Ambiguity ensues™!

Must be a pretty slow day at K2.

Can’t Tiffany wipe down her customer’s table with a cloth, like others on the wait staff? And, Tiffy, old girl, you have a very nice uniform. Why must you spoil it by wearing that long sleeve shirt under it? But, you do have the corner on the market for lips. Yep, the Dolly Parton of lips.

I’m still trying to figure out why Luann can’t just leave if she doesn’t like how her date is going. It’s not like she actually needs someone to rescue her.

Leaving us the audience high & dry until Monday…

A twisted mind might think that Doug dropped his napkin so when he bent down to pick it up, he could look up Luann’s skirt. But since she is wearing pants and not a skirt, I have no idea what is up. He could have just dropped the napkin by accident. Hopefully, Jack or Tiff won’t run over there to try to save him from Luann.

I don’t know if greg meant for this but i can’t help but notice the “K2” over tiffany’s right breast. This is likely the emblem of the restaurant but why pick an emblem that’s the same as one of the highest mountain peaks on earth? Is greg trying to say tiffany’s breasts are as big as K2? haha

Ouch.

And coming up Next Week, In very Special Luann:

Les Demands his “Cut.”

Tiffany Quits.

Gunther decides to Live in Sin” with Bets, because he’s having waaaaaaay too much fun.

And Al Gray is Speechless when Irma makes a “stunning announcement.”

Talk about your mixed signals!

Well, this was unexpected… Luann is got feral and Doug is scared. The worst is that Tiffany and Jack don’t looks surprised.

Don’t just sit there, Jack – rescue him!

Where’s Dougie’s wingman? Does he have a list?

OK, Tiff’s dumb, but Jack’s supposed to be smart. BTW, whatever happened to the Luann who ran three boyfriends simultaneously and dated every new guy that appeared on the strip?

How did Doug get the signals list?

Monday morning the “date” will be over and the post-date rehash will be in full progress. Who will be involved? Beside Luann, that is? Jack and Tiff? Jack and Tara? Jack alone?

P.S. We will never get a look at “Dougie the Unknown Quantity.”

And sometimes a dropped napkin is just a dropped napkin.

Stop talkin and start swoopin! ;oO

I had a blind date once. The brother of a guy my friend was dating. We were supposed to have a double date. MY date showed up with his face all bandaged up because he had been in a car accident. He actually looked like a freakin’ MUMMY. I had NO idea what he even LOOKED like. Needless to say, there was not a second date. LOL

… aaaaannnnnd … Luann drops her pants!

We all knew that girl was sex-starved, but this is no way to go about getting some.

Doug is still invisible (unlike Bets), so I’m guessing he’s not long for the story line. What if Tiff is in this arc because SHE’S Doug’s friend, watching out for him?

May 4th is International Respect for Chickens Day. The entire month of May is Respect for Chickens Month.

LOL

Perhaps Doug is interested in Jack.

Maybe Doug has an emergency spotter, too?

Boy, talk about mixed signals.

Hmmm well this is a turn of events. Don’t we even get to see the guy? :) Ugh.. cliffhanger!!

“What’s this?” Maybe, as a waitress (throwing yourself at a customer), it’s called “None of your business.”

Question is, did Doug drop his napkin cause he realizes he isnt into Luann or that he realizes how bad the date is going and he need saving from himself before he makes it worse?

Neither of them appears to be too happy. Time to bail on this date.

Sunday: Brad and Toni ponder furniture!

… Annnnnd, Tiffany ‘swoops in’! …

Sounds like a signal for Luann’s date’s ex-girl friend to swoop in and save him from the diabolical Luann!

Speaking of blind…Can’t Luann see she is a good match for Jack? Tiff ain’t making it work for her. Jack want someone more down to earth…like Luann!

They’ve all been disasters for me over the years!! So I don’t do that anymore.

Hurry, Jack! Rescue Doug from Luann!

Hey, just kidding. So far, no rescues needed over there! But maybe you need to be rescued from Tiff?

The Kartrashians: forget ‘em. BUT Tiffany’s BUTT (with 2 t’s) really is a butt she uses TO TEASE. Sorry, I shouldn’t type when I’m asleep.

Clumsy