Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 24, 2019

Three days, 6 hours and 27 minutes? That could well be a world’s record.

When you are directly underneath him, look down instead of up, because you don’t want to step in anything.

He should pause for thought, “Do I do it with someone watching?”

“And in that time, what have you learned?”

“I learned that to sit in a tree with the squirrels for days, you have to be a real nut.”

When you gotta go, you gotta go……!!!

Just how long can he hold out?? Next episode … oh. let’s not think about that!!

If you gotta go, go now…….

Is this how government funded scientific research works? :D (ducks to avoid predictable backlash).

I had to triple my fiber intake as I was getting squirrely:>)

I suspect that is long enough. Next time get a camera there ‘time travel boy’.

He’s gonna have a sloth stool.

The power of suggestion

no why Jose!

All this talk reminds me…be back in a couple’a minutes. Don’t wait, I’ll catch up.

World’s record? Shoot, that’s last week for my wife.

By now he should be covered in squirrel poop. And they do poop. I once rescued a baby squirrel and raised it until I could release it. They poop alright.

Just do it up in the tree just make sure Danae is not underneath you

Now Danae knows for sure that he’s full of it.

Praise the Lord and pass the Plunger!

This is a poorly designed experiment. Squirrels allowed to run free COULD be pooping out of his sight. Yes, I’d put money on that.

Poop jokes.

It is so nice to see the discourse raised from politics to squirrel scatology.

Who says he’s set a word record? He pooped 2 days ago. He wants her to take over so he can go uh… freshen up.

This is a particularly good one.

Back in grade school, I NEVER had to poo during the day. Don’t even recall if I ever saw the inside of the stalls. I seemed to be fairly normal, in other words no problems when I got home. As a 62 year old adult I need to hit the head at least 3 times while I’m at work. TMI I know but at least not as graphic as some here.

Ah, the things we do for the advancement of science.

Squirrels eat piñon nuts while sitting in piñon trees. Humans collect piñons from the ground (cloth spread under the trees) after shaking the trees. One particular human of my extremely close acquaintance was reading while putting piñons-in-the-shell into his mouth to crack them and extract the delicious nut-meat. One of those “piñons” was in fact squirrel poop, and the taste was really really awful! Jeffery’s hypothesis is disproved by counter example.

PS: Tooth brushing helped, but not enough.

“One particular human of my extremely close acquaintance"

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Was that a first person story told in the third person?

Don’t let her up there! You KNOW girls aren’t allowed in treehouses, right?