Or as Triumph would say, “This is a good strip, for me to Shih Tzu on.” Much appreciation for the hardworking censors out there. You do your job well and are good censors.
So the dog breeder’s coming home after a night of drinking. He asks his wife how his new dogs are doing. He says to his wife, “Did you think of a name for this new breed? I thought about it, but I couldn’t come up with anything good.” His wife snaps, “I don’t care, so long as you get them out of my house. Look at them! They broke out of the kennel and turned the living room into a total $#!& ZOO!” Breeder: “Thanks honey!” He staggers upstairs, writes it down, and misspells both words because he’s drunk. He wakes up hungover the next morning, sees his paper, and is too lazy to think of another name. And that’s how the shih tzu got its name.
BE THIS GUY almost 6 years ago
Back off, censor guy, or we may have to whippet you.
juncarlo almost 6 years ago
Hoho! The censor is the one with the head full of shih tzu.
B UTTONS almost 6 years ago
When the censor is finished with the Shih Tzu, he’ll need to deal with the Finnish Spitz
DennisinSeattle almost 6 years ago
Shih Tzu! God bless you!
Templo S.U.D. almost 6 years ago
Do Chinese people who are learning English get the joke?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I wonder about the smell in that room .
enigmamz almost 6 years ago
Maybe the Censor would like a large mushroom? What are those called again???
sirbadger almost 6 years ago
I remember when Family Guy had to go and he kept seeing bumper stickers that reminded him of that. Things like “I love my Shih Tzu.”
SonicFan91 almost 6 years ago
???
Mr Movie Trivia almost 6 years ago
wouldn’t that be every room in the kennel?
blunebottle almost 6 years ago
I’m sure you’ve heard this one before…what do you call a cross between a bulldog and a Shih Tzu?……..
jonnytest almost 6 years ago
You realize that Shih Tzu jokes are probably older than Nancy Pelosi, right?
hariseldon59 almost 6 years ago
At least they didn’t use the word for a female dog.
jackhammer165 almost 6 years ago
If you go to an animal exhibition with only one dog breed, it might be a Shih Tzu!
Gent almost 6 years ago
Rat wants to breed dogs so that they can chase away and kill all the cats who are his sworn enemies?
dadoctah almost 6 years ago
I feed shiitake mushrooms to my shih tzu.
Jeff0811 almost 6 years ago
Or as Triumph would say, “This is a good strip, for me to Shih Tzu on.” Much appreciation for the hardworking censors out there. You do your job well and are good censors.
Reader almost 6 years ago
Nothing escapes that beagle-eyed censor.
Fred almost 6 years ago
what kind of dog is in your wallet?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 6 years ago
I’m surprised no one has mentioned Cockapoos, a breed apparently invented to sound dirty.
Arianne almost 6 years ago
Next, the censor will redact the plans with his sharpei marker.
Masterskrain almost 6 years ago
Rat is constantly hounded by CSC guy…
johndifool almost 6 years ago
What do you get when you cross a Shih Tzu w/ its close relative the Lhasa Apso?
Lhasa Shih.
kunddog almost 6 years ago
next it will be a geography class of cities in thailandPhuket
johnschutt almost 6 years ago
It used to be that comics were funny. Now they, like the rest of our culture, are sinking to the lowest common denominator.
CYGNUS X1 almost 6 years ago
Next will be discussing pigs foray into mushroom farming with a certain type of mushroom not fit for our Comic Strip Censor friend.
Ermine Notyours almost 6 years ago
Next Rat will have a shelter for every kind of bird, including a titmouse. After that he will draw a map of every city in Austria.
redback almost 6 years ago
is this cartoon shown in other languages?
Blot almost 6 years ago
or……PEE- kanese
Corey Cohen almost 6 years ago
No one expects The Comic Strip Censor!
jonesbeltone almost 6 years ago
Again, where is the bat?
Charlie Tuba almost 6 years ago
We have a Shih Tzu / poodle mix: a Shih poo. I think that name is redundant.
Znox11 almost 6 years ago
I really don’t give a Pekinese…doesn’t have the same ring.
ChessPirate almost 6 years ago
I wonder if Albert Pujols has a Shih Tzu…
rodjen1 almost 6 years ago
Why would Shih-Tzu (pronounced SHEET-Zoo) be considered a bad word?
KEA almost 6 years ago
Saw a marquee on a motel in the UP. “We are Pet Friendly – We Shih Tzu not.”
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 6 years ago
Love the Comic Strip Censor. So shut, up the rest of you!
chris_weaver almost 6 years ago
Just don’t bring up the cockapoos!
Daeder almost 6 years ago
What, no rooms for mixed breeds? Where is my bull terrier shih tzu mix going to stay? Man, that is bull shiht!
quickdrawcui almost 6 years ago
fantastic. how not to say a meanie word, change it into a dog name
Sisyphos almost 6 years ago
Boy, what a downer Comic Strip Censor Guy is! I bet he never had a dog when he was a lad. He has grown up bitter, uptight, and angry. Sad man….
phetus over 5 years ago
Um… hello? WWE fans anyone? John Cena brought this joke out at Wrestlemania 35, and it hasn’t even been a month since!
leopardglily about 2 years ago
So the dog breeder’s coming home after a night of drinking. He asks his wife how his new dogs are doing. He says to his wife, “Did you think of a name for this new breed? I thought about it, but I couldn’t come up with anything good.” His wife snaps, “I don’t care, so long as you get them out of my house. Look at them! They broke out of the kennel and turned the living room into a total $#!& ZOO!” Breeder: “Thanks honey!” He staggers upstairs, writes it down, and misspells both words because he’s drunk. He wakes up hungover the next morning, sees his paper, and is too lazy to think of another name. And that’s how the shih tzu got its name.