Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 27, 2019

Pig’s got talent.

Exception to this rule if you have very good balance. Who knew, Pig!

As someone who’s had the flu for the last week i’ve had amazing success losing weight that way.

Looks like ten hamburgers, one hot dog, and two chicken drumsticks.

Balanced diet.

That’s a Dagwood sandwich Pigs balancing.

Pig, Dagwood would be proud of your sandwich.

Pig might do well to heed the B. Kliban rule of dieting: never eat anything bigger than your head.

“Haute cuisine”?

Thats stupid

But Pig you are a pig , why think about your weight? ….Croc Power !

Feels like something Garfield would try to pull.

im a trainer and health coach. I love this.

Why does Goat even bother?

And there is ALWAYS someone who figures out how to game the system.

The fatter you are the better you are, Pig.

The book never mentioned the SKYS THE LIMIT….

He is probably burning a lot calories keeping that balanced.

Reminds me of a diet craze I heard of back in the 1960s; Metracal mixed with Vodka. You didn’t lose any weight but you didn’t worry about it either.

Homer Simpson’s 35 Calorie Rice cake…

This only works if you aren’t very hungry. Another study showed that hungry people took the same amount for food regardless of plate size.

Technically,he is lifting weights,workout Pig style

BTW, that whole “small plate less food” thing was debunked by research published in 2018 https://web.archive.org/web/20190427132005/https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/07/180730132929.htm

Especially if the weight loss is out both ends !

Dagwood-want-to-be

Like two other Dagwood references, I’d have to chime in and say it works for him. He doesn’t seem to have a weight problem.

Reminds me of the old saying, he has a PHD…“Piled Higher & Deeper”.

I’ve found one of the quickest ways to lose weight is the “Shrimp that’s been out all night” diet.

maybe that’s what i’m doing wrong. This is why i’m not losing weight eating off of saucers.

Dagwood Bumstead invented that idea, but Pig, I must say admiringly, has perfected it!

I need big plates because food shouldn’t be touching.

Maybe https://bestlifeonline.com/smaller-plates-lose-weight/

You can’t get fat on food that stacks that hight.

he cheated the system

Big Brain