Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 01, 2019

Forgot to account for the human factor!

He used the wrong unit for elevation. That’s why his calculations went astray.Reminds me of that baseball (?) clip with Foghorn Leghorn’s chicken protégé.

I never knew that golf could be so complicated.

Which is a pretty good reason for not sending people to Mars. You can know all the facts and still get it wrong. That is when poor execution becomes an unintentional execution.

Bung plays like he drinks. Never a straight line

Uh oh! He never played golf….thwack

How did the distance to the hole get shorter?

The real problem is that Bung is sober.

:D It reminds me of this short funny video https://youtu.be/-9c3T2mdX8I

Fore!

Five!

six…..seven…

Based on the calculations panels he is a left-handed person but he teed up right-handed.

As they say on the golf course: Study long, study wrong.

Kinda like souping up your vehicle with the latest gadgets… but you don’t know how to drive yet!!

SPLORF? Love those sound effects.

Is “SPLORF” a real golf term?

First rendition of Bryson Dechambeau in a doublet

mixing metric and imperial, two different distances – WTH

A golfer friend, told me one time: Don’t worry about all that fancy stuff. Hit the ball straight for 100 yrs every time and you’ll beat 90% of the people out here.

Gave him all the information he needed except, “duffer at 3rd tee…”

I always get a kick out of those TV shows or movies where some briliant guy does all these calculations and then manages to throw, hit, kick, whatever, to hit a target. As if physical ability to actually throw, hit, kick, … has nothing to do with the actual trajectory.

Don Martin (RIP) would be proud.

With that follow-through, it’s no wonder it ‘duffed’ – or splorffed …

I guess that Bung was practicing for the BC Open.

He’s mixing english and metric measurments; no wonder he’s having trouble.

Yep, that’s me. Some people are scratch golfers. I’m a splorf golfer. And my bowling….!!!! OY!

The statistics did not correlate!