Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    You kind of went too far with the provolone.

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    Failed to use the code words: donate for my college admission to Stanford, Yale, USC, or one of the other Ivy League university

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 5 years ago

    Isn’t interesting how there are only a three “Pearls Before Swine” character who are actually in the Chinese Zodiac? It’s just Pig, Rat, and Goat. There’s hardly a dog, snake, tiger, monkey, rooster, horse, rabbit, nor dragon.

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Pig, everything will be fulfilled to you when the pigs fly.

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Pig, you should KNOW IT DOSEN’T MEAN that

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    “Year of the pig” means pigs pay for everything, all year long!

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    sirbadger  over 5 years ago

    It’s a shame that you can’t pick your own animal. Being a pig or rat your entire life would kind of suck.

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    DennisinSeattle  over 5 years ago

    At least he called you ‘Sir.’

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    jackhammer165  over 5 years ago

    Oh well, was worth a try, Pig!

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    hariseldon59  over 5 years ago

    It means people will be eating a lot of pork, bacon, and ham.

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    Troglodyte  over 5 years ago

    That’s a pretty neat way to look at it, Pig. Let me go try my luck with my family – it’s my year after all!

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    dwane.scoty1  over 5 years ago

    Wonder how Jef the cyclist’s superiority would do in Shanghai’s Rush Hour??

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    tonypezzano  over 5 years ago

    Pig should be thankful that it isn’t associated with Eat More Pork!

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    NORTHIDAHO  over 5 years ago

    Year of the Punster…

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    Breadboard  over 5 years ago

    Nice try Pig ! …… Croc Power!

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    Me like ZEBAS!

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    28811967  over 5 years ago

    I thought it was “Chinese embassy” spam calling pig about “expiring visa” or “important mail”.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 5 years ago

    The crocs have delusional self fantasies of being dragons.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just wait until “Year of the Cock”.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  over 5 years ago

    I believe in honoring the Year of the Pig with a nice rack o’ ribs!

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    johndifool  over 5 years ago

    Big man, pig man

    Ha ha charade you are

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    chris_weaver  over 5 years ago

    Problem is: no pig has ever asked before!

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    Ermine Notyours  over 5 years ago

    The Chinese already buy our national debt, so why not our personal debt? They’re not much of a cheese culture, though.

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    Agapostemon  over 5 years ago

    It’s the year of char siu bao.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 5 years ago

    I shudder to think what will happen in “The Year of the Rat!” “I #%&*%$ WANT A BIG-SCREEN TV AND 5,000 GALLONS OF BEER. RIGHT. %÷×#$& NOW!!!”

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Let’s celebrate the year by eating a lot of pigs!

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 5 years ago

    This is not the Chinese Take Away!!!

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    AwelCruiz  over 5 years ago

    I was born in 1981. I think that makes me a rooster.

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    eladee AKA Wally  over 5 years ago

    Don’t get a Tesla! If you do there is NO PLACE to service it. So pray that it works perfectly forever or you’ll be walking. But hey, walking is good for you and the environment.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    His mistake is confusing the item with the category. He’s a pig, not the pig concept.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    OMG: Pastis could have been waiting for as long as 12 years to make this joke. I can imagine it of him.

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    Ray  over 5 years ago

    Does announcing the comic strip in which you appear constitute “breaking the fourth wall”?

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    tonypezzano  over 5 years ago

    They were thinking of inviting him for dinner.

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    Sisyphos  over 5 years ago

    I was born in the Year of the Dragon. I understand (unlike Pig) that it symbolic, not literal.

    But I applaud Pig’s initiative in calling the Chinese Embassy. and displaying his ignorance. It takes a special kind of naiveté to do that!

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