Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 05, 2019

Gordon Jump’s funniest line, and Richard Sanders’ greatest on- the- scene reportage. Thanks for the reminder. Oh, the humanity!

Wild ones can fly, even if they come in bottles.

Ralph doesn’t look like Carlson.

WILD turkeys can and do fly.

To answer the squirrel: wild turkeys can and do fly.

WKRP in Cincinnati

Love the WKRP reference! One of the funniest lines ever in TV. Thank you Dr Johnny Fever!

My favorite WKRP episode!

They do fly a little bit but you won’t see them migrating south for the winter.

season one, episode seven, originally aired 10/30/1978

Also, yoga pants…

I was sure polar bears could not fly either; lucky I was corrected (does not appear on the list)

But apparently the British army could in 1776………..

Thanks, Ralph – delivered perfectly.

Yeah, don’t take flying for grunted.

But at least one cow jumped over the moon. Does that qualify as flying?

If He wanted them to fly, He would have given them wings.

Sign at Jimmy John’s: “Who knew that pigs can fly? They just have to be made into sandwiches first.”

I recently caught that WKRP episode on one of the nostalgia channels. Turns out it was funnier in memory than in rerun. (I much preferred the “Married, with Children” episode where a parachute-less drunken Santa lands in their backyard and the children loot his bag of goodies.)

PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Crafty!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Given enough thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Don’t get so cocky. Not many birds can swim!

If pigs could fly, they’d be pigeons

Turkeys can fly. How do you think they get into trees all the time…by ladder?