Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 25, 2019

Rat should be A patient.

Get psycoly rAT

Rat, do like my wife does; get louder each time you ask the question. And don’t wait so long to ask.

Rat has a standing retaining agreement with Rick Singer to fix any test to give Rat the best score.

Rat the impatient patient.

It is not that Rat is impatient, what he has is a passion for rushing things.

Pig has his times .

How do you keep a fool in suspense?

Rat’s sick. That’s why he’s a patient.

Just like the question do these jeans make my butt look big ? ……. Croc Power !

Definitely not!

PIG hesitated answering RAT….he knew RAT would not be truthful…YIKES!

I wonder if Pig’s actual instructions on the page were to wait a bit before asking the next question.

The best way to do a personality test is to have someone who knows you do your assessment.

“O wad some Power the giftie gie us / To see oursels as ithers see us! / It wad frae mony a blunder free us, / An’ foolish notion. . . " Robert Burns.

(“frae” = “from”)

Patience is a vice.

In the last panel, Pig should have stopped after the first 17 letters! d;o)

Lab rat.

My self-assessment is that I’m highly ambivalent. Or maybe I’m not.

I prefer doctors who have lots of patients.

Do you know how to drive a moron crazy?

Rat is not impatient. He just does not like to waste time. Try to keep up, Pig!

That is a rat a tat tatter!!!

Got a club for me?

;)