Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 28, 2019

Everybody’s a little slow getting up to speed after a long weekend.

Udderly ridiculous.

At least Rat did not beat him with a baseball bat. I thought it was pretty good, short and simple compared to his much more contrived puns.

Where’s Guard Duck when you need him. Pastis once did a story arc on how Guard Duck thought cows are global terrorists who hate our freedom. Maybe he was right.

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Moss Cow goes to Rushin’ through Hillary’s email server for Steph’s hacking puns.

HET

Soyuz thinks that’s funny, do you?

Maybe. Put_in order it.

At least it wasn’t a Polish joke or that would be a Krakow.

And Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!

Are you Putin me on?

So, the moss cow herd what he said!

Okay, folks. Time to milk some more cow puns!

That’s a nice cow-moo-flage moss cow’s got.

But Rat, the national security is at steak!

This was a moomentary lapse of secrecy!

That is just WRONG

Was that funny? NORWAY! I hope Stephen’s FINISH with his puns!

Puntaneous!

The old joke is Ma’s cow, which is much easier to make a joke about. Moss cow? Really?

Stop crying over it. Moss cow does not believe in tears.

The best kept secret is the one not told !…… Croc Power !

No, Rat. He cud not come up with a better pun today!

Rat always has a beef with Pastis.

Is that Devin Nunes’s Cow?

A cow would know anything Rat says is mostly bull.

After lunch, they sat down and said “And soviet”.

Wow two puns in one strip

It’s like something from the Far Side.

Movie “Top Secret”

In Russia, cow eats chicken.

(No, that doesn’t make any sense. But then again, you ARE reading Pearls, so you should be used to it by now.)

I heard Michael MOOre is making a new film about moss cow.

Pastis should ignore any subpoenas.

I won’t lie, I laughed.

Cow-a-bunga! Rushin’ collusion? I knew it. Reuben congrats!!

Smoothy MOOve Pastis! Love it!

Also need to be very careful around the large machine at the laundromat that can do 2000 lbs at a time. Washing ton also hears everything.

Credit for a 2013 moss-cow cartoon goes to Rick London of London Times Cartoons, LTCartoons.comSee image at https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61S%2B6t2NroL.jpg

What Elsie do they know?

That’s Putin it mildly. Great, now we’re all gonna die.

некултурны!

Sorta like a cow pie-in-the-face.

You best be putin that joke back in the drawer.

I believe baby tuckoo’s pal just inkremelinated herself.

He didn’t even notice the Chinese, Korean, Iranian, Israeli and NSA eavesdroppers that can see and hear everything too.

You really COULD have done better, Pastis!!

You can tell that cow was a spy because of the dark glasses.

She looks more Ruminantian to me, from the Cowpathian Mountains…

Oh my gosh

Better watch out for that Fancy Bear as well!

THIS one he doesn’t get beaten with a baseball bat?

The brilliance leaves me cowed.

Reminds me of Animaniacs/Yacko/Wacko/Dot on court of the late czar. Driving around wildly with little cars, Rasputin screams “STOP” and Yacko “But evrybody is rushin/russian around here.”

The stink of desperation rises from this one, Mr. Pastis…

I like the book

LOL

Milk it for all it’s worth.

So, I don’t believe in all the Russian collusion crap, but this gag was cute. Ha ha ha!

First time I have ever seen Stephen get actually political. He done good because it’s very vague.

Only works if you don’t pronounce the city’s name “MossCoe”. For a weak definition of “works”.

Союз нерушимый республик свободных!

Translation: Indestructible union, free republic!Soviet National Anthem

How now drawn cow?

Cartoon-Boy is a Russian secret agent! Spread the word! Maybe hire Robert Mueller, since he’s out of work now….

He admitted it in writing (and drawing)!

Sigh. The bat, please.

This guy is the best!

He’d better stop Stalin!

That’s why cows are tipped by rednecks. A tipping cow gathers no moss.

Kind of a weak pun.

Moss Cow, or Ma’s Cow?