P1 No she is Jaguan’s girl you idiot!!! And she ain’t no girl either, she is an attorney who is not licensed to practice in this state. P2 Pretty small engagement ring from the the big guy!!!
In all reality , You’re Ed’s girl ,he’s told me all about you at the Elks Lodge . He’s very proud of you but in all reality he really can’t stand your boyfriend . Can I offer you some advice ,you might want to get some life insurance on Jackass that’s what Ed calls Jaquan .
Is it pronounced BAL-lard or BALL-ard or bal-LARD? I prefer the third, so they can run obnoxious Menards knock-off ads. “Save big money at Ballaaaaards!”
The Spirit of the Rule claim goes out the window because you sent the letter to an address within the district proving you accept his address. Now, back to 7 on 7.
P2: Signage looks like it came from the Kinko’s up the street
P3: How is she holding that envelope? And Jaq sure was skimpy with the diamond, very un-NBA like. Didn’t Kobi’s wife get 5 carats just for staying through the rape trial?
You have to see it in the colorized version of course, but Dr. Steven Kiley is sure wearing one fugly green suit. So let me guess. Dr. Kiley is the head of the School Board. Since he sent a solicitation to Tiki at his fake address, that means that they are implying that his address is legit, and he can attend Milford. Hopefully I’m wrong, because that would be stupid. Which, of course means I’m probably right.
And speaking of fugly, the good doctor’s fugly suit can be seen in today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp. (I’m just trying to see how many times I can work fugly into conversation.)
…wonder if he’s related to the recently entombed Kaye Ballard of “The Mother’s In Law” fame. Boy, what a tableau of humor and insight that late ’60’s piece of crap was. Good thing she redeemed herself in later Love Boat episodes next to Dick Gautier and Artie Johnson!
Lord Flatulence Premium Member over 5 years ago
Gil grew a beard.
chiphilton over 5 years ago
Mr. Ballard? They look about the same age, unless Ballard’s using a ton of Grecian Formula.
chiphilton over 5 years ago
The letter they wrote to Thomas “Tiki” Jansen would not have been sent in a window envelope as if it were a bill.
kdizzle over 5 years ago
Ballard knows Ed from the Klan rallies.
TheBrownStarfish over 5 years ago
P1, Thanks for seeing me Mr. Ballard. Whoever you are.
P2, Oh, an insurance salesman. And what does that have to do with this story?
P3, He took out an insurance policy in case he couldn’t play for Milford but, so far refuses to pay the premium.
Bucky over 5 years ago
P1 No she is Jaguan’s girl you idiot!!! And she ain’t no girl either, she is an attorney who is not licensed to practice in this state. P2 Pretty small engagement ring from the the big guy!!!
jslabotnik over 5 years ago
what can I help you with? Life, auto, litigation?
dlease06 over 5 years ago
Baxendale’s girl??? Like my girl Friday? Does he own her?
Mr Reality over 5 years ago
In all reality , You’re Ed’s girl ,he’s told me all about you at the Elks Lodge . He’s very proud of you but in all reality he really can’t stand your boyfriend . Can I offer you some advice ,you might want to get some life insurance on Jackass that’s what Ed calls Jaquan .
Mopman over 5 years ago
Oh great! Yesterday in MUT I assumed that she was visiting the School Board. Thanks for ruining my continuity!
James St. John Smythe over 5 years ago
That’s some quality signage… but quite similar to WDIG’s.
nuncanunca over 5 years ago
Is someone going to retcon some actual injustice into this?
Why is it unjust that the kid has/had to go to school where he actually lives/d?
bitsy twill over 5 years ago
Is it pronounced BAL-lard or BALL-ard or bal-LARD? I prefer the third, so they can run obnoxious Menards knock-off ads. “Save big money at Ballaaaaards!”
twainreader over 5 years ago
Aha, got em! Postage due…or Elvis sings “Return to Sender” because we all know “address unknown”!
twainreader over 5 years ago
The Spirit of the Rule claim goes out the window because you sent the letter to an address within the district proving you accept his address. Now, back to 7 on 7.
Irish53 over 5 years ago
P4: “oh yeah….. that’s the kid trying to scam the school district…. I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to sic some scumbag lawyer on us”
cuttersjock over 5 years ago
P1: Agree, Benton Quest it is!
P2: Signage looks like it came from the Kinko’s up the street
P3: How is she holding that envelope? And Jaq sure was skimpy with the diamond, very un-NBA like. Didn’t Kobi’s wife get 5 carats just for staying through the rape trial?
bearwku82 over 5 years ago
Why is an insurance agent mailing a letter to Tiki? Especially Hairy Hercules.
Mopman over 5 years ago
You have to see it in the colorized version of course, but Dr. Steven Kiley is sure wearing one fugly green suit. So let me guess. Dr. Kiley is the head of the School Board. Since he sent a solicitation to Tiki at his fake address, that means that they are implying that his address is legit, and he can attend Milford. Hopefully I’m wrong, because that would be stupid. Which, of course means I’m probably right.
And speaking of fugly, the good doctor’s fugly suit can be seen in today’s episode of Mopped Up Thorp. (I’m just trying to see how many times I can work fugly into conversation.)
Fugly, fugly, fugly!
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
I’m nobody’s “girl” meathead. Here’s a subpoena, see you in court.
cuttersjock over 5 years ago
…wonder if he’s related to the recently entombed Kaye Ballard of “The Mother’s In Law” fame. Boy, what a tableau of humor and insight that late ’60’s piece of crap was. Good thing she redeemed herself in later Love Boat episodes next to Dick Gautier and Artie Johnson!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 5 years ago
TCAR, get your “butt” back to CD and greet your PA buddy! Geez Mister! ;-D
Snarker formerly known as Rube Whigham over 5 years ago
If Tiki is paying his car insurance from that Pine Trace address, it means that he technically lives there! If the window bill fits, you must acquit!