Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 26, 2019

Because the loser will be a dishwasher. That’s why.

Phoebe has a wonderful career as a college football scheduler ahead of her, if she wants one.

How else can you have a fair fight with your parents?

You HAVE to play the winner………………..The loser will be too busy doing the dishes.

Dad, that’s a no-brainer.

What a fun family LOL

Phoebe has great parents.

Phoebe has crazy and good parents!

Wicked burn from mom. :o)

I would rather play the winner, you can learn more from someone that is better (or knows more) than you than someone that is not as good (or knows less than) as you, regardless of the subject matter.

Snappy, Mom, very snappy!

Ooh better get some aloe gel dad cause you just got burned!

Beat the winner and be the best! Beat the loser and be merely better than the loser. Of course, she’s only 10 (I think).

I have found that playing with really good gamers is a dive into insanity. They just don’t think like regular people. I believe “mutants” is the proper term. ; )

Trash talk with truth. It’s dad who’s winning.

Playing the winner is the only way to get better. The losers won’t help you kid. Not very good brains.

1st is the worst second is the best…..