Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 05, 2019

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Following in the footsteps of Occupant #1.

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    gbars70  over 5 years ago

    Just the answer she was hoping for, or maybe prompting him for.

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    redorbus  over 5 years ago

    She could become president

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 5 years ago

    For the last 75 years, the Western world has defined it as creating a need and convincing people your widget is their only way to satisfy it.

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    Masterskrain  over 5 years ago

    And it ALL goes back to Alfred Sloan, the man who created the Annual Model Changes for cars when he was head of G.M.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Perfection means nothing if it’s not the right color or cute or cheap enough.

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    The Pro from Dover  over 5 years ago

    Invent something that cost .10 cents to make sells for $1 and is habit forming….Gomez Addams.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    She could be the new Pointy Haired Boss.

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    I see in the news…Moscow Mitch took a fall and cracked his shoulder. Trying to find some sympathy…….nope, nothin’. If he fell down the stairs and landed on a pile of porcupines, I’d be concerned for the porcupines.

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    sandpiper  over 5 years ago

    Pols assume that privilege is a perk in any office they win at any local, state, national level.

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    nosirrom  over 5 years ago

    Dad’s going to save a lot of money on tuition. Danae doesn’t need college, she already understands marketing.

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    Linguist  over 5 years ago

    Danae has a bright future at Ogilvy.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    It’s called selective fact disbursement.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    Danae isn’t much of a thinker and she doesn’t study the way her sister does. But she wants it all with minimum effort so she ends up doing more work and getting less.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This may be the secret to financial success, but that’s not the same as the secret to LIFE success. Have you been happy? Have you made the world a better place? Do you have friends who genuinely like you?

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    bakana  over 5 years ago

    Perfect Philosophy for Sale. Call Danae for details & shipping info.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Danae already has permission to twist things until you cannot recognize their shape. Of if not, then she does it anyway.

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    Redd Panda  over 5 years ago

    Seems to be some hostility towards Danae. I don’t feel that way. Danae is just the child that will push her Dad to see how tough he really is. God bless him, he’s in for a rough ride. My little girl is grown, but there were times, I thought she was trying to put me in a nuthouse. We survived. Now she has had kids, we’re even.

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