Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 21, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  about 5 years ago

    Too bad, for a nanosecond I was happy for Sal.

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That’s the plan, Mr. Censor.

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    DennisinSeattle  about 5 years ago

    That’s what the five-second delay is for.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    shhhhhh-… aaaaaame-…. fuuuuuul

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    kaffekup   about 5 years ago

    Job security.

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    pearlsbs  about 5 years ago

    Well, Sal was involved in at least one intercourse. Now she’ll need to seek another.

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    pearlsbs  about 5 years ago

    Maybe Sal was employed as an auctioneer.

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    I’d kiss her but……….she won’t let me.

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    Baarorso  about 5 years ago

    I wonder if Sal’s related to the DMV sloths in the movie “Zootopia”. ;D

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    jessie d.  about 5 years ago

    Junior High discourse for those ‘not getting any.’

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    Breadboard  about 5 years ago

    Well Mr. Censor give your job to Sal because he got Laid ………….Off. This way your life span will increase ;-) ….. Croc Power !

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    dadoctah  about 5 years ago

    And to that I say: “good!”

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    Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of Bob and Ray’s “Slow Talkers of America.”

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    eddie6192  about 5 years ago

    Slow talking Sal got Toon Boy in trouble.

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    Troglodyte  about 5 years ago

    PBS is beyond Sal-vage.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    H. O. W. S. L. O. O. O. W. I. S. S. H. E. E. E. E. ????

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is Sal short for Sally? Looks like a guy to me.

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    serial232  about 5 years ago

    He asked if he could and by the time she could say no, she was three months pregnant.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    CSC guy needs to get laid

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    Radish...   about 5 years ago

    They called her frivolous Sal, a peculiar sort of a gal…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Censor would have had a stroke if Sal had been going to New York to see her uncle, Jack, off Broadway.

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    T Smith  about 5 years ago

    I… got… blown…

    Away… by… the… Avengers… movie.

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    Agapostemon  about 5 years ago

    Meanwhile, Art Spiegelman has found out what real comic book censors are concerned about. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/aug/17/art-spiegelman-golden-age-superheroes-were-shaped-by-the-rise-of-fascism

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  about 5 years ago

    The contractor came in and laid my new floor. And cleaned up after himself. He has promised to fix the wet spot in the middle.

    Oh grow up and get your mind out of the gutter!

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Maybe THAT’S the idea, Mr. censor !!! lol

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Sal got screwed……..over.

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    gorgolo_chick  about 5 years ago

    They’re certainly trying!

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    beady.el  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of one of the Simpsons’ halloween episodes. On the set of his TV show Krusty bounds out dressed as a vampire. The kids cheer and Krusty says “Hey hey kids! Tonight I am going to SUCK!” – then we see a stage hand flip to the next cue card and Krusty says: “…your BLOOD!”

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    The boss promised …

    fulfillment if he would come in her …

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    People have told me I’m a terrific debater. Masterful, in fact.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “I got laid off” is by far the more offensive phrase.

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    Phydeux  about 5 years ago

    SHUT THE F……………….RONT DOOR!

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    DennisinSeattle  about 5 years ago

    Loving all the comments that took the joke and ran with it!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    Poor performance in the first window, I bet.

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    gopher gofer  about 5 years ago

    wow, blew me…

    away

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    dlaemmerhirt999  about 5 years ago

    The ‘Censor should just move to another comic that ISN’T so hilariously vile!XD Maybe Garfield?

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    gmu328  about 5 years ago

    shouldn’t the censor be looking for Gary Varvel – he’s pretty offensive than Patsis

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Either way, she was scr*wed…

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    What a butt…insky Comic Strip Censor Guy is! He wasn’t even in need today!

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    Snoopy_Fan  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like Sal got screwed…

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    BWR  about 5 years ago

    Maybe she has Tortoise Nervosa.

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