Meanwhile, Art Spiegelman has found out what real comic book censors are concerned about. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/aug/17/art-spiegelman-golden-age-superheroes-were-shaped-by-the-rise-of-fascism
Reminds me of one of the Simpsons’ halloween episodes. On the set of his TV show Krusty bounds out dressed as a vampire. The kids cheer and Krusty says “Hey hey kids! Tonight I am going to SUCK!” – then we see a stage hand flip to the next cue card and Krusty says: “…your BLOOD!”
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Too bad, for a nanosecond I was happy for Sal.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 5 years ago
That’s the plan, Mr. Censor.
DennisinSeattle about 5 years ago
That’s what the five-second delay is for.
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
shhhhhh-… aaaaaame-…. fuuuuuul
kaffekup about 5 years ago
Job security.
pearlsbs about 5 years ago
Well, Sal was involved in at least one intercourse. Now she’ll need to seek another.
pearlsbs about 5 years ago
Maybe Sal was employed as an auctioneer.
PICTO about 5 years ago
I’d kiss her but……….she won’t let me.
Baarorso about 5 years ago
I wonder if Sal’s related to the DMV sloths in the movie “Zootopia”. ;D
jessie d. about 5 years ago
Junior High discourse for those ‘not getting any.’
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Well Mr. Censor give your job to Sal because he got Laid ………….Off. This way your life span will increase ;-) ….. Croc Power !
dadoctah about 5 years ago
And to that I say: “good!”
Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Reminds me of Bob and Ray’s “Slow Talkers of America.”
eddie6192 about 5 years ago
Slow talking Sal got Toon Boy in trouble.
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
PBS is beyond Sal-vage.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
H. O. W. S. L. O. O. O. W. I. S. S. H. E. E. E. E. ????
stillfickled Premium Member about 5 years ago
Is Sal short for Sally? Looks like a guy to me.
serial232 about 5 years ago
He asked if he could and by the time she could say no, she was three months pregnant.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 5 years ago
CSC guy needs to get laid
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
They called her frivolous Sal, a peculiar sort of a gal…
MeGoNow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Censor would have had a stroke if Sal had been going to New York to see her uncle, Jack, off Broadway.
T Smith about 5 years ago
I… got… blown…
Away… by… the… Avengers… movie.
Agapostemon about 5 years ago
Meanwhile, Art Spiegelman has found out what real comic book censors are concerned about. https://www.theguardian.com/books/2019/aug/17/art-spiegelman-golden-age-superheroes-were-shaped-by-the-rise-of-fascism
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe about 5 years ago
The contractor came in and laid my new floor. And cleaned up after himself. He has promised to fix the wet spot in the middle.
Oh grow up and get your mind out of the gutter!
sparkle 13 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Maybe THAT’S the idea, Mr. censor !!! lol
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Sal got screwed……..over.
gorgolo_chick about 5 years ago
They’re certainly trying!
beady.el about 5 years ago
Reminds me of one of the Simpsons’ halloween episodes. On the set of his TV show Krusty bounds out dressed as a vampire. The kids cheer and Krusty says “Hey hey kids! Tonight I am going to SUCK!” – then we see a stage hand flip to the next cue card and Krusty says: “…your BLOOD!”
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
The boss promised …
fulfillment if he would come in her …
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
People have told me I’m a terrific debater. Masterful, in fact.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
“I got laid off” is by far the more offensive phrase.
Phydeux about 5 years ago
SHUT THE F……………….RONT DOOR!
DennisinSeattle about 5 years ago
Loving all the comments that took the joke and ran with it!
zeexenon about 5 years ago
Poor performance in the first window, I bet.
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
wow, blew me…
away
dlaemmerhirt999 about 5 years ago
The ‘Censor should just move to another comic that ISN’T so hilariously vile!XD Maybe Garfield?
gmu328 about 5 years ago
shouldn’t the censor be looking for Gary Varvel – he’s pretty offensive than Patsis
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Either way, she was scr*wed…
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
What a butt…insky Comic Strip Censor Guy is! He wasn’t even in need today!
Snoopy_Fan about 5 years ago
Sounds like Sal got screwed…
BWR about 5 years ago
Maybe she has Tortoise Nervosa.