Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 10, 2019

The whole wheat is OK and some lettuce might be tasty but that other stuff is just vicious.

’56 Plymouth convertible … but not a Belvedere I guess, no Belvedere badge on the front fender in front of the wheel … ? Nice!

If she’s already got one foot in the grave, what’s it matter what she eats?

I guess it’s the opposite of the Heart Attack Grill. (Yup, that’s a real restaurant).

Uhhhh….don’t upset the witch…

W H A T . ???? Now BROOMY, there’s other places you can goooooooooo…..ooooops Toooooo late

Wonder who recommended this place?

How about “Libertarian Burger” where everyone is responsible for their own choices?

The woman at the window looks like she eats the profits.

Kale tastes like dried dishwater and sadness. (not mine)

“Breaking News! There is only a 40-foot crater where Conscience Burgers used to be…”

I didn’t know that Broomie lived in NY City

a zap coming up

Amazing how a place like this manages to stay in business.

First rule of business – sell your customers what they want to buy. Otherwise they’re going to buy it from somebody else.

Another case of the kettle calling the pot black.

There is a sandwich shop in town here where the founder (he sold the shop a couple of years ago to a really nice couple) was known as the “Sandwich Nazi”. The ingredients listed were the only ingredients on the sandwich. Do not ask to leave off anything or change anything. Don’t like mayo and want mustard – tough. No tomatoes – tough. He refused to make any sandwich any way other than what was described on the menu.

And she eats there, why?

Time to turn the Plymouth around and go somewhere that will give you what you want for your money.

Gasp! Shades of Ginger Meggs!

Love the old Plymouth!

I would never, ever use the drive-thru at Conscience Burgers. Not the eat-in dining room, either!

Give the customer what she wants!