Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 21, 2019

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    finkd  about 5 years ago

    Look at the bright side, Wiz ; now you don’t have to pay her.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Any atheist could have told you that!

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    Teresa Murphy Premium Member about 5 years ago

    My local paper’s version has a checkerboard pattern behind Wiz

    It is the same on the Arcamax site, too. As well as creators.com scratching head

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If you have ever wondered what it was like before our Universe came into existence, the last panel is it.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    I always thought it was fade to black…

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    Beaker  about 5 years ago

    I think the Wiz is seeing the same thing they saw when they looked into the briefcase in Pulp Fiction.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    You mean I’m all alone? Sniff sniff

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    rmercer Premium Member about 5 years ago

    OK, I’m ready to come back now! I said I’m ready…..

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The worst part is the religious folks will never know what happened to them.

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    Skeptical Meg  about 5 years ago

    Maybe if you could step outside the universe, you’ll find it’s just a piece in a bigger universe.

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    moleman_ed  about 5 years ago

    Interesting that in my print version (Indianapolis Star) there is a checkered background.

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    Ebenezer Stooge Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “You are a fluke of the universe.

    You have no right to be here.

    And whether you can hear it or not,

    The universe is laughing behind your back.”

    ▬ “Deteriorata” (National Lampoon, 1972)

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    Numbnumb  about 5 years ago

    I believe the latest theory is that there are multiple Universes! Of which ours is one.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This is what happens when the dog eats a cartoonists home work.

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    Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Somebody cue the “2001” music.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 5 years ago

    Blizzard conditions? d;o)

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    eladee AKA Wally  about 5 years ago

    So in the beyond we have a clean slate,upon which we may paint our own dreams for eternity.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This would’ve been even better if he was looking at us!

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    delennwen  about 5 years ago

    So remember, when you’re feeling very small and insecure,How amazingly unlikely is your birth;And pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere out in space,‘Cause there’s bugger all down here on Earth!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

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    davidlwashburn  about 5 years ago

    You know this because…………..

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    michael3114  about 5 years ago

    Seems to me the last panel should have been an unrelenting darkness. If there is no source of light beyond the universe, it would be nothing but darkness.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 5 years ago

    The universe expands as light reaches and creates where it didn’t exist before. Once you can see it, it’s inside.

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    blakerl  about 5 years ago

    Background Artists on strike?

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    The Orange Mailman  about 5 years ago

    How many people read this and think, “I will try to be nicer to others now.”???

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    rpatton75  about 5 years ago

    How do you know it’s nothing? He could be looking at something else.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 5 years ago

    If both of you are atheists, this reader will cease reading this strip effective midnight tonight. (This does not include B.C. and Dogs of C-Kennel)

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    Jim Kerner  about 5 years ago

    Have you heard about the Knock Knock Joke for WWIII? World WarIII. Knock Knock. Who’s There? …….

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    Kathleen Ensey Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Our newspaper displayed the last panel with the wizard as the above strip depicts; however, the background isn’t blank but shows a black & white checkerboard …

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    SallyVillarreal  about 5 years ago

    The one printed in my local paper had a checkerboard background in the last panel. It made no sense to me.

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