Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 19, 2019

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    GreasyOldTam  about 5 years ago

    I knew that guy…

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    wiatr  about 5 years ago

    Just like cars that came in base trim usually outsold the models with all the options, women are the standard human model. Men are the more expensive models for Nature to create and maintain.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It’s more impressive when a male survives to old age.

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    The carver left off, “Hold my beer”.

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    in.amongst  about 5 years ago

    Man, the sh!t got real…

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    KennethJohnson  about 5 years ago

    Don’t answer that!

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    One of the finer things about maturity is that my desire to out-Testosterone some other guy has receded to the point where I have a fighting chance of being rational. Instead.

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    Masterskrain  about 5 years ago

    “Hey, Y’all… WATCH THIS….”

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 5 years ago

    I wonder why this tired old joke idea keeps coming back. The first 10-20 times was enough.

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    Brockie  about 5 years ago

    Men die first as they chose to do so, nice and peaceful, no more honey do crapola.

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    Geophyzz  about 5 years ago

    The winner is not the one who lives the longest, but the one who has the most fun.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Two intrepid lads went ATVing last night and earned their Darwins. Drove off a cliff. I am supposed to feel bad for them. I admire their achievement instead.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    His last words: well-just-you know—damn!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    R I P

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 5 years ago

    That tombstone should read “Hey, watch how a real jackass does it!”

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    Because men have women to nag them – says I, as I retreat to my bunker wearing my flame-proof Kevlar suit.

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    Watcher  about 5 years ago

    It’s not the quantity but the quality of life that matters.

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    Nate England  about 5 years ago

    Hey, I’d rather die trying than trying not to die! You can stay hidden in your shell, senorita. Men get things done!

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    1953Baby  about 5 years ago

    A LOT of the comments here prove something I’ve believed for a long time: some men will put up with anything for sex. Geez, guys. . .

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Well, I always thought that since women could create life, they had more to begin with.

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    Linguist  about 5 years ago

    That should have been on my ex-brother-in-law’s tombstone! Gone, but unfortunately, not forgotten.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 5 years ago

    Husbands die before their wives because they want to.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    Why do most men die before their wives? Because they WANT to!

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    Rayodeluz  about 5 years ago

    Scientists have discovered that the reason wives live longer than their husbands is because they aren’t married to women. (Colin Mochrie joke from Whose Line Is It Anyway?)

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    Troy Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This is one of the reasons that makes us Males different from Females so the radical feminists that think we are the same should just stop.

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    vanaals  about 5 years ago

    Paleontologists are considering this as the reason they find so many more male fossils than those of females.

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    Bicycle Dude  about 5 years ago

    The second line would read “What could possibly go wrong?”

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