Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 10, 2019

Why not both?

P1, Good work?!? We lost the game, stupid, er Chet.

P2, You’re gonna get a foot in the azz if you don’t start calling me Dad!

P3, I’ll show you blowtop mad, old man!

When did Dr Phil move to Milford?

In all reality ,What Grandpa was saying off the top of his head to you Chance honey is were you a little p-ssed off or really p-ssed off.

“Woo Gosh!” (To quote an expert on blow tops at the comic strip down the hall…)

P2 & P3- Charlie and Chance have been infected with the melting face epidemic or are sweating the post game disciplinary shower.

“STFU Grandpa. Does that answer your question?”

Is Grandpa a Psychologist?? or What??

Hey! What’s the sitch?

Chet you moron, an average is over ALL the times I touched the ball

Really? They graded today a 10/10? I mean, it was great that they lost, but today’s strip is nothing special.

(Darn, now I have to wait 3 months to use another X/10 joke.)

Sorry to go dark, but Chance seems to live with his grandparents. Do you think young Chance went “blowtop mad” and harmed his parents?

I think football may be too physical for him. Time to move aside and make room for Charlie.

P 2: “…thanks stat boy, but we still lost…”

Blowtop: The latest villain in Dick Tracy.

So Gramps is asking if young Macy by Chance, was channeling is inner Tom Terrific?

“Are we living with a sociopath or a psychopath? Big difference between you not caring about anyone but yourself, and you chopping us up and driving off to Central City.”

Blow Top is the opening act for Carrot Top this weekend at the Milford Theater of Culture.

Assuming Chet is talking literally, another example of Gil’s horrible coaching. Charlie gains almost 5 yards every time he touches the ball. 4th down and 5 and they get the ball to Charlie. Of course he’ll be short of the marker!

Mike Ditka got blowtop mad when he wasn’t able to locate “oleum” in the dictionary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgWraZBTuA0

P1 – First of all, why the hell is everyone stomping all over the field? Where the hell is security? Secondly, are Charlie and that one girl both starting to squat? I mean I understand dumping on the storyline, but not literally. And I don’t get paid enough to clean that up.

P2 – I think Charlie should always pronounce Chet as CHET, to make sure he knows he’s doing it on purpose and really piss him off.

P3 – So I guess we now know what Grandma and Grandpa were looking at when they said “Uh oh, is that….I hope not” last week. Chance erupting. But what we still don’t know is why the hell they were looking up into the sky at the time.

And speaking of erupting, I know you’d be erupting if Mopped Up Thorp wasn’t published today:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I was mad as a wet hen okay let’s just leave it at that! Now, are we going to KFC?