February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Might as well let him go out. He will stop disturbing the class.
Points for trying Calvin….points for trying…..
talk/write to the principal, then the superintendent, followed by the school board, and lastly the P.T.A. about that suggestion, Calvin
Calvin better not break any swings.
You don’t know how badly she wants to say yes, Calvin.
Can I stop now? My brain is full!
“Let me guess, after that we’ll turn to page 25!”
Secret to negotiating. Start with asking for something outrageous, and then negotiate your way “down” to what you really wanted in the first place.
Keep it up Calvin and you’ll probably be stuck after school.
In a bit you will be playing in the principles office for the rest of the day or until he sends you home.
Then how about just I?
It wouldn’t help Calvin’s grade, but it would help everybody else’s.
Wishful thinking
Looks like he’s about to experience an anxiety attack!! His Mom forgot to put some pills in his lunch box??
Go for it, Miss Wormwood! That sounds like the best deal you’ll get today.
Clearly Calvin hasn’t done his homework. He’s been too busy exploring the galaxy.
Calvin hears the call of the wild (playground)!
Calvin’s version of “The Art of the Deal”?
The poor principal is much too busy in that school.
“If Ned never asks, Ned never gets”
Calvin just summed up my retirement, I now can go to the playground when I want. It took me some 50 years to do so but it’s still fun.
At least Calvin was polite and not surly this time.
he’s just practicing to be a politician
But Miss Wormwood, Calvin asked so politely.
Time to head to the playground in your mind…
Scientific, and classroom anecdotes, have shown that little boys do better in the classroom if they have adequate recesses.
Miss Wormwood counting the days till retirement.
Miss Wormwood always reminds me of the main character in CS Lewis’ great ‘The Screwtape Letters’ book.
Why don’t we get recess at the office? Seriously.
But Calvin, you have all summer and weekends for that.
I have seen rocks that are smarter than this boy!
You’d think he’d have tried this by now.
You seat at the principal’s is waiting for you sir.
Hmm. I wonder if this is the inspiration for Caulfield in the Frazz strip. Probably not.
BE THIS GUY almost 5 years ago
Might as well let him go out. He will stop disturbing the class.
jayendra1977 almost 5 years ago
Points for trying Calvin….points for trying…..
Templo S.U.D. almost 5 years ago
talk/write to the principal, then the superintendent, followed by the school board, and lastly the P.T.A. about that suggestion, Calvin
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 5 years ago
Calvin better not break any swings.
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
You don’t know how badly she wants to say yes, Calvin.
Farside99 almost 5 years ago
Can I stop now? My brain is full!
su43dipta almost 5 years ago
“Let me guess, after that we’ll turn to page 25!”
Yngvar Følling almost 5 years ago
Secret to negotiating. Start with asking for something outrageous, and then negotiate your way “down” to what you really wanted in the first place.
codycab almost 5 years ago
Keep it up Calvin and you’ll probably be stuck after school.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
In a bit you will be playing in the principles office for the rest of the day or until he sends you home.
Red33410 almost 5 years ago
Then how about just I?
Bilan almost 5 years ago
It wouldn’t help Calvin’s grade, but it would help everybody else’s.
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
Wishful thinking
SHIVA almost 5 years ago
Looks like he’s about to experience an anxiety attack!! His Mom forgot to put some pills in his lunch box??
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Go for it, Miss Wormwood! That sounds like the best deal you’ll get today.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Clearly Calvin hasn’t done his homework. He’s been too busy exploring the galaxy.
jpayne4040 almost 5 years ago
Calvin hears the call of the wild (playground)!
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
Calvin’s version of “The Art of the Deal”?
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
The poor principal is much too busy in that school.
mywifeslover almost 5 years ago
“If Ned never asks, Ned never gets”
Fishingvest almost 5 years ago
Calvin just summed up my retirement, I now can go to the playground when I want. It took me some 50 years to do so but it’s still fun.
jel354 almost 5 years ago
At least Calvin was polite and not surly this time.
chireef almost 5 years ago
he’s just practicing to be a politician
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 5 years ago
But Miss Wormwood, Calvin asked so politely.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Time to head to the playground in your mind…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Scientific, and classroom anecdotes, have shown that little boys do better in the classroom if they have adequate recesses.
gbars70 almost 5 years ago
Miss Wormwood counting the days till retirement.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Miss Wormwood always reminds me of the main character in CS Lewis’ great ‘The Screwtape Letters’ book.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Why don’t we get recess at the office? Seriously.
Ermine Notyours almost 5 years ago
But Calvin, you have all summer and weekends for that.
Numbnumb almost 5 years ago
I have seen rocks that are smarter than this boy!
Stephen Gilberg almost 5 years ago
You’d think he’d have tried this by now.
jmworacle almost 5 years ago
You seat at the principal’s is waiting for you sir.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Hmm. I wonder if this is the inspiration for Caulfield in the Frazz strip. Probably not.