Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 15, 2019

Punt.

that looks like Gulliani on the left flank

I guess they will just have to go with touch football now with that kind of defense.

Nah, they’ll just be brief.

They’ll make sure all loopholes are covered.

You can score a quick touchdown that will be nullified by a penalty.

First, they’ll dump the quarterback, then they’ll go after his house and car.

“Illegal Procedure. Five Yards!”

9 lawyers in the box? They’re obviously expecting a run.

The New England Patriots versus a bunch of lawyers? I’ve never felt so conflicted and excited at the same time!

Careful, they’re protected by the long arm of the law.

watch out for their backfield filing motions…

Is it possible to plead insanity in football?

The opposing team huddles must take forever

Heads up guys…those brief cases could knock you into next week….

After Cleveland Vs.Pittsburgh last night, SOMEONE is gonna NEED a team of Lawyers…

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl-world-stunned-by-myles-garrett-attack-on-mason-rudolph-calls-for-season-ban-jail-050946065.html

The exact locations of where the end zones begin and end are thereby subject to litigation. (Sidelines replaced by sidebars.)

One of these days, I would not be surprised to hear, “Upon further review of the play and a 5-4 split decision by the Supreme Court, the pass was ruled incomplete, The opposing coach has filed an appeal.”

Uh oh. Ballers playing bawlers. It is not going to be pretty.

They will be calling their own penalties and fouls.

Which team will win? The jury’s still out on this one.

How incredibly timely after last nights Steelers-Browns game at the last 5 second mark.

no wonder football is expensive

After the hit last night, perfect accidental timing!

You have to admit that’s an impenetrable defense. But the ball will never move again once it gets tied up in Court.

Their games take forever. They bill by the hour.

I’d be looking for their “backfield in motion!” offense!

whole new meaning to exposing your briefs

Maybe the legal defence is what the Argonauts needed this year.

We need options.

well, if that is the defense, maybe they should bring in Myles Garrett on offense – I understand he will have some free time soon

“First, you tackle all the lawyers.”

And with Drumpf at QB,I sense a sack in the backfield.Lock him up ;~)

The best they can hope for is a sudden change in the weather – hopefully involving lightning …. resulting in the whole thing getting thrown out on a technicality !

How I’d love to see this played out in real life …

That defense is actually quite easy to handle; just have one guy run off to the side making an ambulance noise.

And Guliani draws a flag for illegal use of torts.

What do you say to an NFL player in a three-piece suit?

“Will the defendant please rise…”

And so the 4D defense comes to football — Deny, Deflect, Dissemble and Delay.

Thursday Night “Smack Down”? – Quit watching “sports” on "Fox: years ago….When they dump Joe Buck I may be able to stomach that tripe….

Just take a safety and use your free kick.

Lawyers cruising for a bruising!

Tackle me? See you in court!

You are now entering the Twilight Zone defense.

Makes deflate-gate look like a day in small claims court.