One of these days, I would not be surprised to hear, “Upon further review of the play and a 5-4 split decision by the Supreme Court, the pass was ruled incomplete, The opposing coach has filed an appeal.”
The best they can hope for is a sudden change in the weather – hopefully involving lightning …. resulting in the whole thing getting thrown out on a technicality !
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Punt.
eastern.woods.metal almost 5 years ago
that looks like Gulliani on the left flank
Watcher almost 5 years ago
I guess they will just have to go with touch football now with that kind of defense.
David OBrien almost 5 years ago
Nah, they’ll just be brief.
Baba27 almost 5 years ago
They’ll make sure all loopholes are covered.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
You can score a quick touchdown that will be nullified by a penalty.
marco2205 almost 5 years ago
First, they’ll dump the quarterback, then they’ll go after his house and car.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Illegal Procedure. Five Yards!”
eromlig almost 5 years ago
9 lawyers in the box? They’re obviously expecting a run.
Differentname almost 5 years ago
The New England Patriots versus a bunch of lawyers? I’ve never felt so conflicted and excited at the same time!
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
Careful, they’re protected by the long arm of the law.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
watch out for their backfield filing motions…
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
Is it possible to plead insanity in football?
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
The opposing team huddles must take forever
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Heads up guys…those brief cases could knock you into next week….
Masterskrain almost 5 years ago
After Cleveland Vs.Pittsburgh last night, SOMEONE is gonna NEED a team of Lawyers…
https://www.yahoo.com/sports/nfl-world-stunned-by-myles-garrett-attack-on-mason-rudolph-calls-for-season-ban-jail-050946065.html
dot-the-I almost 5 years ago
The exact locations of where the end zones begin and end are thereby subject to litigation. (Sidelines replaced by sidebars.)
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
One of these days, I would not be surprised to hear, “Upon further review of the play and a 5-4 split decision by the Supreme Court, the pass was ruled incomplete, The opposing coach has filed an appeal.”
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Uh oh. Ballers playing bawlers. It is not going to be pretty.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
They will be calling their own penalties and fouls.
JudyAz almost 5 years ago
Which team will win? The jury’s still out on this one.
usefull Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How incredibly timely after last nights Steelers-Browns game at the last 5 second mark.
KEA almost 5 years ago
no wonder football is expensive
squireobrien almost 5 years ago
After the hit last night, perfect accidental timing!
COL Crash almost 5 years ago
You have to admit that’s an impenetrable defense. But the ball will never move again once it gets tied up in Court.
DCBakerEsq almost 5 years ago
Their games take forever. They bill by the hour.
edeevans1947 almost 5 years ago
I’d be looking for their “backfield in motion!” offense!
bc732k almost 5 years ago
whole new meaning to exposing your briefs
edstephens74 almost 5 years ago
Maybe the legal defence is what the Argonauts needed this year.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
We need options.
dadlivonia almost 5 years ago
well, if that is the defense, maybe they should bring in Myles Garrett on offense – I understand he will have some free time soon
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
“First, you tackle all the lawyers.”
Herb L 1954 almost 5 years ago
And with Drumpf at QB,I sense a sack in the backfield.Lock him up ;~)
yimhere almost 5 years ago
The best they can hope for is a sudden change in the weather – hopefully involving lightning …. resulting in the whole thing getting thrown out on a technicality !
scaeva Premium Member almost 5 years ago
How I’d love to see this played out in real life …
Bilan almost 5 years ago
That defense is actually quite easy to handle; just have one guy run off to the side making an ambulance noise.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
And Guliani draws a flag for illegal use of torts.
Linguist almost 5 years ago
What do you say to an NFL player in a three-piece suit?
“Will the defendant please rise…”
dsjwriter almost 5 years ago
And so the 4D defense comes to football — Deny, Deflect, Dissemble and Delay.
chain gang charlie almost 5 years ago
Thursday Night “Smack Down”? – Quit watching “sports” on "Fox: years ago….When they dump Joe Buck I may be able to stomach that tripe….
eccolibri60 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just take a safety and use your free kick.
STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Lawyers cruising for a bruising!
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Tackle me? See you in court!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
You are now entering the Twilight Zone defense.
goblue86 almost 5 years ago
Makes deflate-gate look like a day in small claims court.