Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 05, 2019

Just step right in!

You’ll leave with a full belly.

It’s the least you can do for them.

that place is really friendly – everyone who comes in gets a bear hug…

These puns are going to be hard for me to bear.

Yogi thinks he’s smarter than the average bear, but he’s never met a Wiley bear.

Around back: convenient drive in (not through) service.

Wiley Bears are happy bears.

LOVE those bears!!!

Anytime I see Wiley Bears, it makes my day.

YAY!!!! SMILEY WILEY BEARS!!!! YAY!!!!!

I love his bears. His bears are so happy. Happy is good. And if eating people makes them happy? Who am I to quibble? As long as I can outrun somebody….

The Twilight Zone episode “To Serve Man”.

I’m not so sure about this place. Let’s have some dinner and sleep on it.

That Bear Cafe just keeps on, and on, and on … ;)

I dunno… any time I see this strip theme I can’t help but visualize people being torn to shreds by bears. It’s too “real” to be funny. And no, I’ve never had any bear problems. (At least not that I consciously remember and haven’t blocked from my memory.) It’s just… well, bears.

“Never play a flute near a grizzly bear. It’s not that they hate flute music; it’s that you’re near a grizzly bear.”

again… definitions are SO important

It’s gonna get Grizzly. In other words, a Kodiak moment…

Wiley Bears for Christmas!

The Wiley Bears are at it again.

. . . @Gent, you should enjoy these “Wiley Bears”, today! :)

For once, comfort food is part of a zero effort, all natural weight loss plan that really works.

The sandwich board is not a misprint, but I don’t see many hibernating bears in that cafe.

They look like comfort food for the bears as they appear to carry some fat for more flavor

What’s not to like about the bears!

Wiley should publish a book of just Wiley bears

The Tipoff is that the Restaurant that was Closed all last winter and opened back up on the first day of Spring.

Guaranteed to make you feel MOST uncomfortable.

A human smart enough to think the sign doesn’t have a misprint. Too bad the natural selection doesn’t create intelligence in the real world counterparts to the comic characters.

Just make yourself comfortable…

When eating Comfort Food, it is important to peel them completely before washing them.

All sorts of Bacteria can be found embedded in the underwear and resist the washing process if the food is not properly stripped of all clothing.