Pickles by Brian Crane for December 09, 2019

“I think the chances are I know what I’m talking about.

And all bow down to the Wizard of Odds!"

Never question Grandpa’s wizitude, Nelson.

I believe the correct term is “senectitude”.

Granpa knows best !

“wizitude”……I love it!

Sounds more like what you “do” when you’re in the bathroom (or public restroom).

No Nelson, Grandpa is on a whole different level all his own!

No one is wiser in all of wizendom.

Earl have you been around one Bucky Katt ? Wizitude sounds like a Bucky word ;-)

and here I always thought that wizitude was when you wizzed with an attitude

wizitude..being wise with an attitude!

“Not questioning your ‘whizitude’, Gramps. I’m questioning your ‘whiz dumb’.”

Nelson hangs on every word….at least he questions Earl when he comes up with a fantasy word…..lol

Wisitude,is that when you wiz in the toilet

Going forward this Gramma shall have Wizitude <3

Wisdom is just the little brother of wizitude! Wizitude is what wisdom dreams of becoming some glorious day.

Earl is a wise guy.

Wizitude: the next level above windom.

When you’re a wizened old man, you’ve achieved wizitude!

Wizitude doesn’t always come with age any more than it does with education.

Wizitude is the ability to perform wizardry and make things work by knowing how they function. I was diverted to a help call. The customer recognized me and said “I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was that broke”.

Love people who make up words. (Have been known to make up a few myself, lol)!

“No, Grampa, just your vocabulation.”

Card carrying Party Members need not apply.

Question EVERYTHING….and then question your answer.

(including this instruction)

I’m having a thinkination that he is.

“Wizitude”? I love it!

The next level up is really wizzitifferous! And my spellchecker didn’t even know that word!!!!

wisdom: the quality of having experience, knowledge, and good judgment; the quality of being wise. wizitude: the belief you have experience, knowledge, and good judgment; the quality of being wise

Like “truthiness” isn’t truth, “whatzitude” isn’t wisdom.

Around here we call it “wizitudinosity”. There’s no shortage of syllables, so you might as well use as many as you can.

“I wish I were . . .