Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 16, 2019

Oh, I can see Goldie curled up on Miss Marple’s lap!

Does Buzzy have his own little bed?

So good to see that Goldie is feeling better. Of course she’s a fan of mysteries. If she’s running out of books to read, maybe she should try her paw at writing “The Case of the Missing People.”

Christie, eh? Sorry, cat. I’m a Sherlock fan. The best detective that ever lived in literature.

What a great investigative reporter she’s going to be.

Next up, Nancy Drew.

Just hang on, Goldie. Just relax and you’ll be all fine… Cue the band!

Hang on Goldie, Goldie hang on

Hang on Goldie, Goldie hang on

Goldie lives in a very good part of town

And everybody yeah, tries to wipe away Goldie’s frown

Well Goldie I don’t care what your people do

Cause’ you know Goldie girl, good boys are with with you

And so I say now…

Hang on Goldie, Goldie hang onHang on Goldie, Goldie hang on

Goldie just relax now girl, let it cure all your sneeze

Goldie just relax now girl, let it cure all your sneeze

Come on Goldie, Come on Goldie (come on come on…)

Come on Goldie, Come on Goldie (come on come on…)

Well it feels so good (come on come on…)

You know it feels so good (come on come on…)

Purr on, purr on, purr on Goldie (come on come on…)

Purr on, purr on, purr on Yeah (come on come ooooonnn….)

Yeeeeeeaaaah!

Hang on Goldie, Goldie hang on

Hang on Goldie, Goldie hang on

(A parody of “Hang on Sloppy” by The MC Coys)

Are you SURE there are no Harlequin Romances in there, Goldie?

Perhaps Goldie would enjoy reading the mysteries of Joe Grey or Koko and Yum Yum.

Man: It’s awfully quiet in the office. Is Goldie ok?

Woman: She’s fine. Just catching up on her mystery reading.

I can’t wait to see what Goldie’s new outfit is going to be!♥

“A sneaky old man who sneaks into houses and steals their milk and cookies? This looks like a job for…”

“Goldie! You’ve been reading far too many detective tales!”

It’s so good to see Goldie looking rested and happy and NOT sneezing! I’m sure a new mystery will present itself once Goldie has the run of the Big Pink House and meets all the gang.

OT: Surgery Day!!!

Puck’s camping outside the door? Love it.

And the mystery you have to solve, Goldie, is how to get Lupin to forgive you.

Goldie and Puck make a great couple.

So has it been 2 weeks yet? Are all her symptoms good and gone? https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2019/12/03

Looking forward to her meeting the rest of the boys. :D

Chandler.

And then Sjöwall and Wahlöö.

Happy to see Goldie is feeling fine.

As a proud, geek/nerd, I have dreamed of getting locked in a huge library and hanging out in the science, science fiction and mystery section! But my nightmare is being stuck in a room with a huge TV, that is only playing reality shows! AAAAARRRGH!!

I’m glad no porch pirates got Buzzy’s new bed or purple sheets.

What did Doyle ever do gor cats? Hound of the Baskervilles? Poo!

The first cat-by-phone interview! Well done, Puck!

It’s so good to see Goldie feeling better!

Goldie’s O.K. Sigh of relief.

The Buzzy Mouse bed that Puck ordered has arrived! https://www.gocomics.com/breaking-cat-news/2019/11/05

I wonder if Goldie and Beatrix will have adventures. They do have a lot of things in common, like books.

Thanks so much for all the prayers, hugs, boops for my Ziggy. He does NOT have cancer!!! Picked him up from the hospital yesterday afternoon with antibiotics. He’s back eating and drinking well, and I was told the infections are completely treatable. So happy. Thanks again y’all. This is the best place!

I recommend the Joe Grey cat mysteries by Shirley Rousseau Murphy

Me Mom’s favourite author!

wow, if i check out all of the book recommendations from today, I’ll be knee deep in books (what a fabulous thought) until summer. thanks everyone.

I’m wondering if The Man & The Woman will try to make Goldie a totally inside cat? or will they allow her to roam?

It’s great to see Buzzy Mouse again.

I picture Goldie in a 1930’s Dashiell Hammett black & white mystery like the Thin Man, but in this case it would be the Thin Cat.

Try James McClure’s “Snake”, “The Steam Pig”, et al… mysteries set in South Africa. Hard to find but thriftbooks.com is a great place to start for all the above-mentioned series. (Solar Pons too)

She’s gotten some sleep, food, and no longer is stressed about the morons who abandoned her. Goldie looks so much more relaxed and happy.

Sounds like foreshadowing to me.

Looks like the bed for Buzzy Mouse arrived! I mean, Puck was going to get it.

Just in case you missed this on “How To Cat”….https://www.gocomics.com/how-to-cat/2019/12/12?ct=v&cti=1473561

She needs to read about Spayed and Archerback. As you can see in my profile pic, my cat has already found the Maltese Falcon.

Did you guys know that Agatha Christie loved kitty cats and when she was a little girl she had a sustained imaginary game about kittens? She had a lot of imaginary friends and cats.

Once again I need to ask the Orb for help at https://www.paypal.me/IloraGarden. There’s a $140 balance on my phone/internet account and I can’t pay it. I am FINALLY moving into my new place, four days from today. They won’t transfer my service or let me change the main person on the account from my old roommate’s name to mine until I am completely paid off. I need internet to come here and read BCN as well as less important things like, say, work. Again, ANYTHING you can send is helpful for me to work something out, emotional and spiritual as well as financial. May you and your cats and all dear ones be blessed. Thank you.

For cute cozy mysteries, try the Aunt Dimity books serires byn Nancy Atherton. They are some of my winter comfort books.

Where can I get the bcn 2020 calendar? I tried zazzle and bcn website.

Curiouser and curioser.

Nitpicking science guy, here, pointing out that the strings have to be taut and free to move for the tin-can telephone to work.

OT Kiki

A few more: https://www.amazon.com/Miranda-James/e/B004FQR7JC/

So is that the Man’s office or the Woman’s office? Could be both. In any case, need a bit more than Agatha Christie. Please don’t take that as a slight against Christie. I just think they could use more mysteries by other authors in addition to Christie.

I just love Buzzy mouse’s bed. Goldie has found her new and fabulous family

Cat Among the Pigeons is a favorite!

And look at Buzzy’s lil bed!