Not the first time Tracy’s dealt with gators. That time, he simply used his gun to shoot them in the quarter-sized “kill spot” in the back of their heads, which he learned about on TV.
This reminds me of the time when, during a road trip, my mom, siblings and I stopped by a swamp in Florida. A gator emerged, thinking, “Lunch is served.” Needless to say, we all hightailed it away from there.
Interesting as I believe they typically drown their victims and there is no water. I doubt this one is hungry enough to eat all four and thus we would have survivors. But we can “hope” a miracle will occur quickly.
Most likely we all agree that the situation of allowing a criminal to capture you was highly unlikely. That being said. ….We know when they get freed that someone will say something like “see you later…alligator” or in a while crocodile."
This is, what… the 4th day wasted on ‘make believe peril’ so far? Seriously, someone needs to instruct Mike on how to plot a story properly because he falls into the same trap all the time.
If they are able to stand up, that should be enough to make the beast walk away. Unless they are starving, they don’t go after things substantially taller than them. It’s not normal for me to make a serious comment here, but I think there’s a good chance that we’re going to see that happen.
This doesn’t beat the entire week that Tracy spent standing on one foot with the other poised to kick down a door that had been booby-trapped with a bucket of [GASP!!] acid, but it’s getting there.
AnyFace almost 5 years ago
Neil Wick almost 5 years ago
Good morning™, everyone!
Rise and shine! Well, at least that woke them all up, and there was a “Holy Toledo” to follow the “Ye gods!”
22ph almost 5 years ago
Lorenzo’s breath might really that bad. The 4 regained consciousness when the gator opened its mouth.
Counterpoint almost 5 years ago
Now altogether – one, two, three kick him in the nose…
HarryCK almost 5 years ago
Good morning™, food four !
White sidewalls guy has nothing to worry about. There is plenty of meat between him and “jaws”, that an appetite will be sated .. for the moment.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 5 years ago
Sam: “Does the term ‘Cold-Blooded’ mean anything to you two?”
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
Is this when Tarzan swings in?
Mark Jeffrey Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Crocs and Gators are scary, but not too brave on land unless defending their nest or young. https://youtu.be/5sAF8gMN9c0
bluegirl285 almost 5 years ago
Not the first time Tracy’s dealt with gators. That time, he simply used his gun to shoot them in the quarter-sized “kill spot” in the back of their heads, which he learned about on TV.
Knightman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Awe shucks, we have to wait til tomorrow to see the gruesome details!!!
therese_callahan2002 almost 5 years ago
This reminds me of the time when, during a road trip, my mom, siblings and I stopped by a swamp in Florida. A gator emerged, thinking, “Lunch is served.” Needless to say, we all hightailed it away from there.
iggyman almost 5 years ago
Later, gator, find out tomorrow?
crobinson019 almost 5 years ago
I’ve been to Toledo—it’s not that Holy
Lord Flatulence Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Do they have alligator repellent?
stealth694 almost 5 years ago
That Gator should be Hibernating, it’s so cold.
Sportymonk almost 5 years ago
Interesting as I believe they typically drown their victims and there is no water. I doubt this one is hungry enough to eat all four and thus we would have survivors. But we can “hope” a miracle will occur quickly.
Droptma Styx almost 5 years ago
One gator is not eating 4 grown men. Not all at once.
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
holey ravenous reptiles, Batman!!
MooseBreathMints almost 5 years ago
Most likely we all agree that the situation of allowing a criminal to capture you was highly unlikely. That being said. ….We know when they get freed that someone will say something like “see you later…alligator” or in a while crocodile."
jrankin1959 almost 5 years ago
I didn’t know Toledo was holy… (Sorry – couldn’t resist.)
jrankin1959 almost 5 years ago
Of course, everyone wakes up from the gas at the same time…
Don Bagert Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Look at those festive red ties for the Christmas season! What a heartwarming sight…WAIT WHAT’S THAT ALLIGATOR DOING THERE?!? lol
tsull2121 almost 5 years ago
This is, what… the 4th day wasted on ‘make believe peril’ so far? Seriously, someone needs to instruct Mike on how to plot a story properly because he falls into the same trap all the time.
The sad part is… he baits the traps HIMSELF!
phboles almost 5 years ago
Tracy has a good point about the cold
Durak Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Tell him about the time you ran into Flattop at Wal-Mart, Dick! That story always puts me to sleep!”
TracyFan 65 almost 5 years ago
It’s all about location. The one on the far left is likely pretty safe. Tracy on the other hand……
Another Take almost 5 years ago
CAPTAIN: We accepted a ride from a stranger. So, how’d you get in this predicament Tracy?
DT: Well, doofus here wanted to go to the Cat House – in the winter!
SAM: Sigh. Again, not the one I meant.
DT: Then the security guard got mad that we hadn’t paid to get into the zoo and I guess this is the penalty.
CLUELESS: OMERGERD! Does anyone else see that?
DT: No worries. I’ve got a plan. Step 1 of 3 – Sam, trade places with me!
Kip W almost 5 years ago
“Whoever’s humming the JAWS theme back there, knock it off!”
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 5 years ago
reality has seriously checked out here.
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
I guess he’s still hungry after the steak.
hangedman almost 5 years ago
Leapin’ lizards! How are they gonna get outa this one?!
MJ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If they are able to stand up, that should be enough to make the beast walk away. Unless they are starving, they don’t go after things substantially taller than them. It’s not normal for me to make a serious comment here, but I think there’s a good chance that we’re going to see that happen.
Eric S almost 5 years ago
Gotta keep it slowed down before the weekend
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
It ain’t the meat, it’s the humanity, croc need food. Oh, the Tension, the tension
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Some of them might survive. But it will be a mess when the alligator latches on and starts spinning.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Ye gods! Looks like it’s down the chute for the Four Dumb Detectives of the Decade!
How can they possibly be saved? Maybe Lorenzo will decide he needs to take a nap?
aunt granny almost 5 years ago
This doesn’t beat the entire week that Tracy spent standing on one foot with the other poised to kick down a door that had been booby-trapped with a bucket of [GASP!!] acid, but it’s getting there.