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Ah the old go for the slowest method to get rid of the protagonist and give em a chance to escape or for someone else to rescue them trick. Split face mustāve graduated from the Blofeld College for Villains.
One heck of a swan songā¦.and other situations Tracy has been in. Such as early 1969 when he got clobbered by a piece of roof tile and sent for a ride via the magnetic air car or having to evacuate his stake-out for Bribery and Ugly Christine in late summer 1966 when an airliner crashed near the site where the stolen space coupe was. Through the years heās had a lot of close calls. How are he and the others going to get out of this one?
No way would all four of them ādisappearā by morning when zoo keepers come to work. If there is a manhunt after this I get the feeling that people will simply be shot ātrying to escapeā.
Team Tracy missed a golden opportunity to answer at least one of the many, many unanswered questions their stories always leave behind by not bringing back our beloved Lena to do the chomping.
Hmmmmā¦.Alligators/ crocodiles feeding in the snowy winter? āCold bloodedā is an actual thing. And let us not dwell on the violations of police procedure in going to arrest a known psychotic killer wanted for a recent bombing ā¦.Bit suspension of belief is an important thing to excerciseā¦.
āNever smile at a crocodile, you canāt get friendly with a crocodile, beyond that grin heās imagining how well youāll look beneath his skin!ā (Never mind) and itās not even Monday!
1-GRANDPA: Hang onā¦I just got a brilliant ideaā¦
2-ā¦Instead of wasting bullets on these louts, letās take advantage of these other opportunities providence has provided. First, Iāll rub this hunk a ham I was saving for a snack all over Sam. THENā¦
3-ā¦when the others wake up hungry, THEYāLL EAT HIM CAUSE HE SMELLS SO TASTY. Then they go to prison for life!
SHADY: SHEER GENIUS GRANDPA! But what if they try to pin it on the alligator? GRANDPA: Heās locked up and canāt get out. Also alligators donāt like ham. I think.
Wouldnāt the alligator be LESS likely to eat them after heās already has a steak? Alligators donāt usually attack people unless they need food. And how much do alligators eat? Four grown human beings?
Deja Vu ā Splitface is making the same elaborate murder scenario mistake as the Howells did with Frisk ā too much to go wrong ā just put a bullet into each oneās head and the dastardly deed is doneā¦
Tracy and his gang should be glad that Splitface thinks like a super-villain instead of a common criminal, otherwise theyād all be dead at the bottom of a lake or a mine shaft or some other pedestrian demiseā¦.
Cute close-up (panel 1); food for thought (panel 2); four sleeping angels (panel 3). āPlus Lorenzo, of course. Slowly he stalked. Slowly-er he masticated steak. Brrnggg! Suddenly, someoneās Wrist Genie sounded an Intruder Alert, awakening some defective detective or other.
Never before have I seen four such highly-rated crimefighters fall so easily into a known villainās obvious ambush. So, why not a deus ex machina to save them from their own ineptitude?ā¦
I don<t know what is the problem, but I cannot access today(Wednesday) page. But I got the one from https://tribunecontentagency.com/premium-content/comics/dick-tracy/. So much for a Premium Member.
Neil Wick about 5 years ago
Good morningā¢, smorgasborders!
Iād like to pass on the opportunity to become a main course.
AnyFace about 5 years ago
Holy āGolden Corral,ā Batman~!! āØ
Gent about 5 years ago
Ah the old go for the slowest method to get rid of the protagonist and give em a chance to escape or for someone else to rescue them trick. Split face mustāve graduated from the Blofeld College for Villains.
fredville about 5 years ago
Am I the only one who is thinking the main course might end up being someone else, lol?
fredville about 5 years ago
Regardless how this turns outā¦.considering the bomb that went off last time; pretty sloppy police work for all 4 of them to end up like THISā¦.
IvanB.Cohen about 5 years ago
One heck of a swan songā¦.and other situations Tracy has been in. Such as early 1969 when he got clobbered by a piece of roof tile and sent for a ride via the magnetic air car or having to evacuate his stake-out for Bribery and Ugly Christine in late summer 1966 when an airliner crashed near the site where the stolen space coupe was. Through the years heās had a lot of close calls. How are he and the others going to get out of this one?
HarryCK about 5 years ago
Good morningā¢, last suppers !
No way would all four of them ādisappearā by morning when zoo keepers come to work. If there is a manhunt after this I get the feeling that people will simply be shot ātrying to escapeā.
22ph about 5 years ago
Is Tracy that gullible?
charliefarmrhere about 5 years ago
Unknown to Splitface, the meat was tainted, & Lorenzo died of food poisoning before he could get to our heroes.
avenger09 about 5 years ago
Team Tracy missed a golden opportunity to answer at least one of the many, many unanswered questions their stories always leave behind by not bringing back our beloved Lena to do the chomping.
edwardhnelson about 5 years ago
Hmmmmā¦.Alligators/ crocodiles feeding in the snowy winter? āCold bloodedā is an actual thing. And let us not dwell on the violations of police procedure in going to arrest a known psychotic killer wanted for a recent bombing ā¦.Bit suspension of belief is an important thing to excerciseā¦.
iggyman about 5 years ago
āNever smile at a crocodile, you canāt get friendly with a crocodile, beyond that grin heās imagining how well youāll look beneath his skin!ā (Never mind) and itās not even Monday!
crobinson019 about 5 years ago
When all seems hopeless, Steve Canyon and Buzz Sawyer break in to save the day!
[Unnamed Reader - 51b08a] about 5 years ago
What a crock of BSā¦
Knightman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Whereās the baked potato???
avenger09 about 5 years ago
Sam looks ready to take a chomp out of the weirdly colored steak!
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
And now, my henchman and I are going to inexplicably leave the building, giving Tracy and Co. a chance to escapeā¦
Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ok, I have to ask. How does acid cause balls of fungus and spores to grow on your face?
Gerard:D about 5 years ago
Is this comic aimed at little kids? Very disappointing.
trimguy about 5 years ago
Itās a steak out.
Another Take about 5 years ago
1-GRANDPA: Hang onā¦I just got a brilliant ideaā¦
2-ā¦Instead of wasting bullets on these louts, letās take advantage of these other opportunities providence has provided. First, Iāll rub this hunk a ham I was saving for a snack all over Sam. THENā¦
3-ā¦when the others wake up hungry, THEYāLL EAT HIM CAUSE HE SMELLS SO TASTY. Then they go to prison for life!
SHADY: SHEER GENIUS GRANDPA! But what if they try to pin it on the alligator? GRANDPA: Heās locked up and canāt get out. Also alligators donāt like ham. I think.
SHADY: FOOLPROOF THEN!
Ignatz Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wouldnāt the alligator be LESS likely to eat them after heās already has a steak? Alligators donāt usually attack people unless they need food. And how much do alligators eat? Four grown human beings?
William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago
Nice Christmas present for Lorenzo!
fallstiger75 about 5 years ago
Didnāt Abner Kadaver try this?
sjsczurek about 5 years ago
Mighty cold weather for a gator, Iād say.
Counterpoint about 5 years ago
Deja Vu ā Splitface is making the same elaborate murder scenario mistake as the Howells did with Frisk ā too much to go wrong ā just put a bullet into each oneās head and the dastardly deed is doneā¦
jonahhex1 about 5 years ago
Tracy and his gang should be glad that Splitface thinks like a super-villain instead of a common criminal, otherwise theyād all be dead at the bottom of a lake or a mine shaft or some other pedestrian demiseā¦.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Cute close-up (panel 1); food for thought (panel 2); four sleeping angels (panel 3). āPlus Lorenzo, of course. Slowly he stalked. Slowly-er he masticated steak. Brrnggg! Suddenly, someoneās Wrist Genie sounded an Intruder Alert, awakening some defective detective or other.
Never before have I seen four such highly-rated crimefighters fall so easily into a known villainās obvious ambush. So, why not a deus ex machina to save them from their own ineptitude?ā¦
crass about 5 years ago
Time for a Tarzan crossover!
doc1947g about 5 years ago
I don<t know what is the problem, but I cannot access today(Wednesday) page. But I got the one from https://tribunecontentagency.com/premium-content/comics/dick-tracy/. So much for a Premium Member.
buckman-j about 5 years ago
GO COMICS, YESTERDAYāS NEWS TODAY. TRY TO KEEP UP GUYS.