Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 09, 2020

that screwball on TV is Emperor Esperanto?! he couldn’t navigate his way to the bathroom without an Atlas.

Seems like Eddie is behind every disaster or in every disaster.

Those seagulls must be the Emperor’s Air Force.

I’m pretty sure that the sh*t-storm is coming on so fast that staying disconnected for even a week might mean you never got caught up again. Ever.

Maybe I’ll go for TWO weeks…

The worst part is that there is somebody stranger than Captain Eddie.

You know he just declared war on the U.S. And now he’s demanding aid and says Russia is his allie so we better pay up.

Doofus’s address yesterday A.M. contained some words I’d never heard before. . . Must have been in Esperanto…

It sort of reminds you of someone who lives in DC????

And so persists the myth of Plastic Island.

The worse part is the US government is going to give him billions in aid paid for by the US tax payers.

Fastest growing country on the planet…by far.

At least he doesn’t have a do nothing Congress. Perhaps he’s on to something.

Given the flag, the nation could have “The United” and "Six Pack " in its name.

Can’t we just recycle his island and give him witness protection in Hawaii with the Marcos’s?

Another stable genius afloat on a sea of sickness!

He will declare war on the US and then lose and collect all the help he can, like The Mouse that Roared.

As a certifiable vexillophile, I have to admire the design of the “flag” for this new nation — so apt! Move over, Nepal!

There was an eccentric in San Francisco in 1859 who declared himself to be Emperor Norton. He was so loved many amused people let him live his fantasy. An amusing story. Look it up.

what?? you mean there’s a WORST part in the news?? every day there are back to back “worst parts!”

We now have an unnecessary remote location to resume open air nuclear testing. The cable networks just love the videos and rabid debate.

We want a Cap’n Eddie and Danae arc! (repeat ten million times until we finally GET the damn arc!)

he has nuclear wessles!

Yes we don’t.

And his Empire continues to grow!

He announced that the Nation of Trash Island has a Death Penalty for all Immigrants and the Velveeta Voldemort responded by inviting him to a State Dinner at the White House.

You know that it isn’t a floating pile of this stuff like an island you can stand on. They’ve merely estimated the amount of floating stuff in the water and likened it unto an island to get more attention to it.