Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 16, 2020

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    It’s pretty telling when no one has ever heard any of those songs, and mostly argues over what decade the list is from.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I went to two dances in my first 12 years of school. It was awkward, mostly boring (except when scary) and not much fun at all. Astoundingly, a handful of decades later, dancing is one of my top three absolutely favorite things.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah we really suck. (I say while winning at Super Smash Bros.)

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    Monster Hesh  almost 5 years ago

    Whoops, Mari said “fillies and colts.” Where’s one of those people who yells “SHE’S NOT A HORSE” at me any time I dare to refer to her as an equine?

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    mistie710  almost 5 years ago

    At least it isn’t country dancing!

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Good question.

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    Tallguy  almost 5 years ago

    The “forgettable” top 40 songs at my dances are on the radio constantly now.

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, that sounds about right for a school dance…it was largely the reason why I was never too motivated to attend any myself back before I graduated.

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    StackableContainers  almost 5 years ago

    My mom forced me to take dancing lessons when I was in elementary school. She thought it was a skill a boy/young man should have. But I never danced at an elementary school or junior high dance because I didn’t want my friends to know I had lessons…and was really good at it.

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    BiggerNate91  almost 5 years ago

    They could try to bring magic into the mix for this dance, but then it might end up like Canterlot High’s Fall Formal.

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    DDrazen  almost 5 years ago

    Social awkwardness with a side order of punch and cookies.

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    sjsczurek  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps it should be “Fillies and GENTLEcolts.”

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    eladee AKA Wally  almost 5 years ago

    What a pretty picture she paints. I wonder what a mermaid choir sounds like?

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 5 years ago

    Like “adult swim” at pools, “adult dance” at dances is a bunch of people who probably SHOULD have much better things to do…….

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    Masterius  almost 5 years ago

    Just noticed that Marigold’s forelock switches from left side in panels #1&2 to right side in panels #3-4, but her mane stays the same.

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds a lot better than “A sea of shimmering large and small hoofed quadrupeds”…

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    CalebRitenour  almost 5 years ago

    Wow, Phoebe’s on point today

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    Everyone dancing to a mermaid choir? Mermaids are sirens who use their songs to draw prey. So THAT’S why there are so few unicorns.

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