B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 14, 2020

Pop Music – Easy Listening Elevator Music that just consumed a shot of vodka.

Sometimes Snap, Crackle, Pop!

Sound made from knees on a warm, sunny day – Easy listening.

Ow!

The original weather channel: the human body.

“New York, London, Paris, Munich…

Everybody talkin’ bout…sound made from knees on a rainy day!”

Shoo be doo be doo wop!!

Mine no longer pop. They are titanium.

GRAND Pop Music.

Hurts like hell to dance to pop music…

Sad, but true commentary

Sometimes a small crunch and grind…

by M

My father’s old compositions.

Okay, one up here. . .knee pops ain’t nuthin compared to hip grinds when you’re waiting for a second hip surgery. . .

Sadly, true.

isn’t ‘pop music’ that stuff your dad insists on playing on long road trips even though you tell pop it’s no good?

Or just any time I get up and move around

My wife once asked me if I was carrying a bottle of Tylenol down the stairs. I wasn’t carrying anything…

“Knees”? Must be a new band I haven’t heard of yet.

Mine didn’t need rain…

Not funny….at least not to me….

I daughter always told her friends that pop music in our house was me singing Everly Brothers, Roger Miller, and Willie Nelson songs.