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SoâŚis Mr. Roboto an actual robot?! Those bug eyes and plastered smile scream artificiality. Remember how Roboto said he worked in a warehouse. Well, automation in warehouses and factories is a big thing now. Maybe heâs an AI program that created a mechanical body for himself. Or maybe his âgirlfriendâ Edison Lighthouse is actually his creator. A robot pretending to be a human pretending to be a robot!
Man ! Â Is this one waaay over the cuckooâs nest !? Â He will be so disappointed when she treats him cooly and not with the return slavering devotion he intends to project on her.
Follow up from yesterday (cue Peabo & Celine)!: Certain as the crook, Likes the girl a lot Tracy never fails, Bad guy goes to jail, Beauty and the Bot!
âDonât Let It Endâ is a Styx song released just after âMr. Robotoâ which peaked at #6 in 1983.
Listen up, Roboto. I see that itâs âLove At First Sightâ for you with this talented âLadyâ. âYou Need Loveâ and your âCrystal Ballâ tells you this âBabeâ could be the âBest Thingâ ever for a âRenegadeâ âBlue Collar Manâ like you. But donât let reality âSail Awayâ from you â âYouâre Fooling Yourselfâ if you think âEverything Is Coolâ and you and Futura/Mysta will be âRockinâ The Paradiseâ! Soon enough youâll see that âNothing Ever Goes As Plannedâ and youâll be left wondering âWhy Meâ once sheâs âGone, Gone, GoneââŚ
If many of my past posts havenât made it obvious, then this one definitely shows I have âToo Much Time On My Handsâ. %^p
2-âŚOne, sheâs into Halloween costumes as much as I am. Two, Iâm down a henchman now that Knuckles made a bad decision to be my fake hostage. So 1 + 2 =âŚ
3-I ASK HER TO JOIN THE GANG! No wait, I kidnap her, wait for her to fall in love with me and THEN ask her to join the gang. YES! That sounds easier. AND it worked on Patty Hearst so cue up the Barry White! YOUâRE MY EVERYTHANG!
HmmmâŚthis fits all the criteria of a Hallmark movie. Both are white (this is critical as there can only be one minority in the entire fictional town). Both are somewhat attractive. One of them thinks that all they have to do to get the other to fall in love with him/her is be forced to be together for all of 2 weeks. One of them has a lot of money (Roboto). Someone hire a talented actress Hollywood completely failed to put in a great show and some random mediocre guy whose only talent is heâs good-looking. The Valentineâs Day movies need an additional one stat!
There was a rather infamous London flop musical of Metropolis in the 1980s when London was obsessed with megamusicals. A bootleg is onlineâyouâve been warned.
AnyFace about 5 years ago
Neil Wick about 5 years ago
Good morningâ˘, admirers!
Notice that heâs in love with Futura, not with Mysta.
Rod Gonzalez about 5 years ago
Is he Mr. Roboto?
avenger09 about 5 years ago
I like it, this has the potential to develop into a great romantic twist; a fake robot falls in love with a fake moon maid.
Harvey material for sure!!!
22ph about 5 years ago
Fatal attraction !!!
L Silverman about 5 years ago
SoâŚis Mr. Roboto an actual robot?! Those bug eyes and plastered smile scream artificiality. Remember how Roboto said he worked in a warehouse. Well, automation in warehouses and factories is a big thing now. Maybe heâs an AI program that created a mechanical body for himself. Or maybe his âgirlfriendâ Edison Lighthouse is actually his creator. A robot pretending to be a human pretending to be a robot!
HarryCK about 5 years ago
Good morningâ˘, star struck stalkers !
Man ! Â Is this one waaay over the cuckooâs nest !? Â He will be so disappointed when she treats him cooly and not with the return slavering devotion he intends to project on her.
jonahhex1 about 5 years ago
Looks like Mysta has a fan who is going to be an obsessed stalkerâŚ..
wallylm about 5 years ago
Follow up from yesterday (cue Peabo & Celine)!: Certain as the crook, Likes the girl a lot Tracy never fails, Bad guy goes to jail, Beauty and the Bot!
artsyguy65 about 5 years ago
âDonât Let It Endâ is a Styx song released just after âMr. Robotoâ which peaked at #6 in 1983.
Listen up, Roboto. I see that itâs âLove At First Sightâ for you with this talented âLadyâ. âYou Need Loveâ and your âCrystal Ballâ tells you this âBabeâ could be the âBest Thingâ ever for a âRenegadeâ âBlue Collar Manâ like you. But donât let reality âSail Awayâ from you â âYouâre Fooling Yourselfâ if you think âEverything Is Coolâ and you and Futura/Mysta will be âRockinâ The Paradiseâ! Soon enough youâll see that âNothing Ever Goes As Plannedâ and youâll be left wondering âWhy Meâ once sheâs âGone, Gone, GoneââŚ
If many of my past posts havenât made it obvious, then this one definitely shows I have âToo Much Time On My Handsâ. %^p
Gent about 5 years ago
This wonât end well.
yumpinyiminey about 5 years ago
Even if he somehow does get a little time with Mysta, Roboto needs a Loboto(my) if he thinks sheâll do anything but zap his rear end.
Knightman Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ah a one way true love!!!
SKJAM! Premium Member about 5 years ago
Mr. Roboto is about to branch out into kidnapping, it seems.
Durak Premium Member about 5 years ago
How does he get that big jug head into the Roboto mask?
iggyman about 5 years ago
I see love, being replaced by rejection, then anger, then kidnapping!Or some variation of that theme!
danpratt Premium Member about 5 years ago
âDonât Let it Endâ, Styx fanboyâŚ
trimguy about 5 years ago
Is he a robot who thinks heâs a man or a man who thinks heâs a robot?
Another Take about 5 years ago
1-KABUKI: BRAINSTORM!
2-âŚOne, sheâs into Halloween costumes as much as I am. Two, Iâm down a henchman now that Knuckles made a bad decision to be my fake hostage. So 1 + 2 =âŚ
3-I ASK HER TO JOIN THE GANG! No wait, I kidnap her, wait for her to fall in love with me and THEN ask her to join the gang. YES! That sounds easier. AND it worked on Patty Hearst so cue up the Barry White! YOUâRE MY EVERYTHANG!
banjinshiju about 5 years ago
He better hope that his shoes arenât grounded when Mysta spurns his unwanted advances. After all he shows that he isnât to grounded in reality.
DaleMcNamee about 5 years ago
Thereâs a new term that I learned of that describes him : SimpâŚ
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
âJust a little time together is all we needâŚâ
Brrr!
smartman about 5 years ago
HmmmâŚthis fits all the criteria of a Hallmark movie. Both are white (this is critical as there can only be one minority in the entire fictional town). Both are somewhat attractive. One of them thinks that all they have to do to get the other to fall in love with him/her is be forced to be together for all of 2 weeks. One of them has a lot of money (Roboto). Someone hire a talented actress Hollywood completely failed to put in a great show and some random mediocre guy whose only talent is heâs good-looking. The Valentineâs Day movies need an additional one stat!
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
This dude is seriously weird, and he is cruising for a shocking encounter if he tries to put any moves on âFuturaââŚ.
HarryCK about 5 years ago
I love how Joe fills out the backgrounds ! :-)
ehenwood about 5 years ago
There was a rather infamous London flop musical of Metropolis in the 1980s when London was obsessed with megamusicals. A bootleg is onlineâyouâve been warned.
Also, has this guy not heard about stage dooring?
avenger09 about 5 years ago
100!