Pickles by Brian Crane for February 08, 2020

Earl, where do you think we should place Pearl?

“Do you think Cleveland is still too close??”

I prefer KAOS.

So, where are you going to place Earl?

Shoo Fang Shoo

And then there’s Dung Shui, the ancient Chinese art of getting your – er – poop together.

Muffin is back!

I don’t know about Chi, but my cat gets hair all over the place!

Whoever wrote the song “Tumbling Tumbleweeds” should write one about drifting clumps of cat hair.

Feng Shui – BAH! My sense of balance and harmony comes from putting things anywhere I dang well please!

Feng Shui is just another load of mystical horse exhaust that panders to the easily led!

Apparently, feng shui isn’t that popular in China.

Feng Shui? Isn’t that building a house of intricately balanced items that after much work brings you inner peace as long as you struggle to maintain it with much care and an effort to always maintain its balance? Much like a house of cards.

That’s probably just hair, Opal!

“create a sense of balance and harmony”…don’t know, it may be kind of hard to do with Earl around the house…

Looks like Earl will be placed outside … with his chair ;-)

Chi is Chinese for hairballs?

5S in Japan

Is that the same as yarking up a hairball?

Poor Muffin……it’s ok…..

It’s like telling someone their cat is beautiful and they respond that the cat loves to share her beauty all around.

Last time I practiced Feng Shui in my house, was when I got divorced… and my chi improved considerably – if not my bank account.

Yea, it is called cleaning your house and put stuff where it belongs and don’t horde.

Not sure if this would work, but as you near the end of life and your Chi seems to be waning, could you grow more using a Chia Pet?

Foxconn seems to have no feng shui in Wisconsin. Now, who is at fault?

If it involves getting the cat to stay in a particular place, facing a particular direction, good luck with that.

Anyone else have a sense of deja vu?