Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 27, 2020

“Flimsy little bras”

Arlo, ya tore the snaps off, don’tcha remember?

I was buying some new bras and my husband said “take two, they’re small.”

You can’t have everything but you can have gravity. As you age you can see the effects.

Same with thongs. Give me granny panties. At least there is a thing now that granny panties are sexy. Works for me!

“… and when I have everything, I can’t have those.”

“OK, forget the filmy little bras. In fact forget bras altogether.”

To quote Janis from a few years ago when she was buying a swimsuit, “Things change!”

Sometimes more is… more.

Never heard of “filmy lingerie”. Googled it to see what it is. Va Va Voom. I’m with Arlo on this. Just in time for Valentines Day. Yeah Baby!

Compared to what are the other choices I’d have to give up?

A classic case of gravitatas…

Arlo, what happened to the Raging Bull?

A man mikes what he likes! :o)

https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2001/07/28

Arlo and I are on the same timeline. And we don’t see that our lovely brides have aged at all. https://www.gocomics.com/arloandjanis/2019/08/23

My wife says she can now wear her bra as a belt - at the same time.

Glad Arlo is lending support.Knocker’s Up,Rusty Warren ;)

When the bra size reaches 38 long it’s time to rethink purchasing filmy material.

You can have your cup and fill it two.

“Man Tries to Seduce Wife! Film at Eleven!” (if successful)

Those don’t provide the support she needs, the strap has to be like a cargo strap.

Mrs. Baker doesn’t let me play with her lingerie. But, what she doesn’t know …

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll give these two a lift.

The word is actually “flimsy” not “filmy” — I know you can use filmy but I never heard anyone say it that way.

My wife used to go bra-less, which I throughly loved, but as we got older she began to think it wasn’t appropriate, damn!

Give it up, dude! She wants to be elderly!

Trade-offs everywhere.

Pretty much the same thing if you think about it.

Janis just doesn’t feel sexy enough any more to have them.

An older lady goes into a lingerie store and asks if they have a comfortable bra for her. When aske for her bra size, she replies ‘38Long’.

Sorry – that was taken from gentleman’s magazine a quite a while ago.

In terms of value he’s confusing the packaging with the content…

Push up bra, activate!

When I was young and single (and continuing into being married) I would wear beige bars as I thought them “more interesting” than white ones. A few years after being married (and we had been together for 6 years before getting married) I happen to have bought new bras (bought new ones in between also, but this was one time I did) and he saw them. “You mean that they come that color?” Apparently all those years that I thought beige bras were more interesting, he thought they were white bras that had discolored.

I hate wearing bras and have trouble buying them as my size is hard enough to find and I like front closing bras so I have to mail order them – and we don’t like to mail order as there is always a problem, so they have to be in really bad condition for me to order again ( past 10 years now and really need new ones.)

I have mentioned that we do 18th century reenacting. I wear what are called “stays” (French women would have called them corsets, but they are not like 19th century and since corsets, as they are flat fronted and form one into a cone shape.) They are sooooo much more comfortable than my bras – biggest problem is that it is hard to bend over in them – sort of have to do what was called “the Bunny dip” after the Playboy Bunnies to pick up things. Oh, and great back support!

Speaking as the husband of just one older/middle-aged couple— I LOVE gravity in terms of its affect on that part (those parts) of a woman’s anatomy! I find them sexier now than before, to be honest.