Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 29, 2020

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    assrdood  almost 5 years ago

    Livin’ the dream!

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    Nachikethass  almost 5 years ago

    Well, at 3:00 AM, who would answer*that* call?

    Sorry! I couldn’t resist! You Americans are in an election year and that just had to be said!!

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    Da'Dad  almost 5 years ago

    Janis is how my bride of 48 years sees herself, but the few times I’m actually as awake as Arlo she’s sound asleep.

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    Carl  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Its 3:00 Am and all i have to do is finish the drive to work.

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    Shirl Summ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It’s 3:00 am. Why am I awake.? Oh well, coffee is almost done. Hello fellow early birds!

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    jr1234  almost 5 years ago

    It’s 3 am ? WHoo hoooo slept later than normal

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    It’s 3 am, and I hear the toilet calling me.

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    ivendors  almost 5 years ago

    It’s 3:00 in the morning, we’ve danced the whole night through. Daylight soon will be dawning, just one more dance with you…

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    Tyge  almost 5 years ago

    One is from Venus, one from Mars.

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    Egrayjames  almost 5 years ago

    At 3 am I was down in the basement putting a few logs into the wood furnace….my normal routine until the weather starts to warm up in late March. Went back to bed and fell right back to sleep. The temp this am was around 2 degrees fahrenheit.

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    Barnabus Blackoak  almost 5 years ago

    are they retired?

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    rugeirn  almost 5 years ago

    Arlo, This is your cue to say something gentle, sweet, calming, and reassuring to your beloved wife of many years. Don’t blow it.

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    Perception is everything

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    He said, she said …

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    becida  almost 5 years ago

    Talking about 3am thoughts, isn’t it time they had a grandbaby? Maybe a grandson?

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 5 years ago

    It’s 3:00 am and I gotta pee. And, maybe grab a donut. Is Dunkin’ open?

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    junkmailmemore  almost 5 years ago

    its 3 am, there’s too much noise, don’t you people ever want to go to bed? (Stones)

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  almost 5 years ago

    Its 3AM and the water softener which shares a drain line with the dish washer pumped water back through the dishwasher and all over the kitchen floor and subsequently into the basement. All because of a plugged drain. That’s what I was doing at 3 AM, really

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    My bladder is my alarm clock, but usually make it back to sleep until the sun comes up.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Worry is a waste of time. See Janis.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 5 years ago

    So, is Arlo retired? I must have missed it.

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    Back to Big Mike  almost 5 years ago

    I keep asking you to keep the cameras out of our house.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 5 years ago

    Meanwhile, everything does what everything will.

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    jbmlaw01  almost 5 years ago

    At 3:00 today I got up to visit the facility. Then the dog needed to go out. Then the cats wanted to be fed. Then I emptied the dishwasher. Then I went back to bed. After 10 minutes it was plain that I was not going to get back to sleep, so I got up and went to work.

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