Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 15, 2020

They might start thinking you’re a jerk though.

Way to buff the hall with Turtle Wax, Mopman!

P1, You put your right foot inPull your right foot outSlide across Mop’s floor And shake it all about

P2, If Mimi has her way you really might start “doing it” on the court, Alexa.

P3, Phoebe in her Future Waitresses Of America pose.

P1- Phoebe is no Ernest Givins. P2- A traditional emotional reaction appears after spending time in the mothballs, EES. P3- Yeah. I can see a future in cankles for Phobe.

Oh no not at all Alexa but you’ll be first in line for the Sloppy Joes the lunch room is serving today .In all ŕeality , thanks Phoebe I never thought of that. First to eat , first done , first in the bathroom .

The first person to enjoy the experience of the new Alexa will be Teddy Demarco and a fist-fight will ensue…that would certainly liven up this story

“Oh no, not at all, it will give them a chance to compliment you on your porn ‘stache, and laugh at your exploding ear (that can’t believe what she hears!).”

“And cutting off people in the lunch line will make me less of a geek?”

“Oh, no. Not at all. In fact, it will make you much more irritating. You’ll become more neurotic and that’ll drum up business for our woefully underemployed counselor.”

And there, in a nutshell, is “sportsmanship”, circa 2020 …

Moving to the quickest way to the exit of this storyline isn’t a bad thing, Alexa.

I wonder what Gil has been doing the last couple of weeks? We know who Mimi’s been doing.

She’s not doing the Vulcan salute right in P3.

Could whatever she’s wearing in panel one get any tighter?

P1- I had to check the colored version to see if she’s wearing pants.

P-1: “Hey, do the Mouse, yeah”

That looks like a strong Roller Derby move in P1. There’s a future for those hips. Phoebe is Milford’s Shakira on Karaoke Night.

Whoopsie. I forgot I shouldn’t over wax that one hallway that’s uneven. Kids just slide downhill while standing still. And speaking of sliding, how about you sliding over to Mopped Up Thorp to check out today’s strip?

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