Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 27, 2020

Good paying attention, o mighty hunters of the stakeout team. Maybe Lupin was watching? Or Elvis?

OKC!

That cat grass grows faster than the grass down here in Texas.

Maybe someone showed it a hair-raising horror clip.

Oh Kitty-Cat! They missed it!

O My Cat! Just goes to show you that getting philosophical will result in missing the details of real life.

Missed the pitch-drop again.

You might as well have chased that ball, Puck.

And this is why you don’t talk about religion at work! You might miss the instant that cat grass grows back!

Who was supposed to be looking???

Am trying to picture what cat paradise would look like … at least to the BCN gang? There must be rooms filled with ham … and self-opening cans of tuna … and the red dot, once caught, must taste like sunshine on a winter day … and … and … and …??

They need a local ‘grass’ to inform for them.

Goldie, for shame! Swearing in front of a kitten like that!

Ok, I looked up cat grass, but saw nothing about it dying and reviving.

And Goldie’s mustache bites the dust!

Ha! The supposed Great Detective has missed the important moment, and resorts to taking a name in vain.

I’ve hear this “more spiritual than religious” line before, but I don’t know what it is supposed to mean. Can we start with “spiritual”?

Goldie lost her ’stach. But wait a minute. The cats are obviously looking forward so how come they missed it.

And Puck should have kept watch. He had experieince aas a detective in the Great Missing Ham Case.

Great News, Orb Family!! We got the call back from our Shadow girl’s Oncologist with the results from her mammary mass biopsy. BENIGN!! Andy and I are so relieved, and so thankful for all of the head boops, well wishes and prayers for us. Next up in our world? Our Granddaughter is due to arrive in less than three weeks! We are blessed! <3

IRL I pranked a person I worked with who was known for killing her desk plants. Many had gone to that grassy field in the great beyond. Her latest effort was heading that way quickly. On Friday before a 3-day weekend after she had left I put in 4 jobe’s plant food spikes which is a nitrogen supplement into her plant pot watered it and covered over the plants spikes with extra dirt. On Tuesday the plant was in beautiful health.

Ha ha ha! Foiled again detective! From the looks of the grass, in the first panel, I say it looks like a dying phoenix! Now it has risen from the ashes….er dirt, and has renewed it self!

Well, just replay the recordings of your live footage.

I believe Puck would say, “Oh, Whiskers!”

Now are we going to have to watch “Stakeout – The Sequel?”

OH MY CAT!! Just how?!?!

Link to Georgia’s Instagram from her Twitter…. in case it goes away from the bottom of the page.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9D5XMOpwH7/?igshid=zjh20it7h30s

Cat’s don’t have enough powers of concentration for anything longer than a squirrel pounce.

I think Georgia is going to get a call from the FCC (Feline Comment Council) about all the cat profanity that has been popping up in the strip lately. She is going to need a good lawyer. May I suggest Pippin J. Shenanigans Esquire, noted cat attorney.

Looks as if the latest watering finally hit the roots.

Lifeflame’s post reminds me that I must buy some plant spikes for my plants. So, everyone’s attention wandered, and the cat grass miraculously sprang back to life.

HOLY—THE GRASS LIIIIIIVVVESS

Lets just nudge those word balloons out of the way and see what’s going on. Very clever! :)

does grass die?

Oh, Kitty Cat!!! A new swear word (swear phrase) for me!!!!

The appearance of the pot of fresh cat grass PROVES THE EXISTENCE AND LOVE OF KITTY-CAT! Awesome, can hoomans sign up?

So they weren’t sleeping, just engaging in one of those intense bull sessions that takes up your whole attention…

Well, we’ve proven one thing. You have to be not directly looking at it for the grass to “unwilt” itself.

By golly, that was mighty quick!

Instead of Ghost Hunters, this is Grass Hunters !!! … Now, where’s Burt with the tech-stuff makes a ‘Confirm’ with some actual ‘Evidence’?!

… “We got a READING !!”

You blink or glance at a friend, and you miss Cat’s grass miracle.

Now they have to wait for the cycle to repeat. Rule 1: Never have theological discussion while on a stakeout.

This is an amazing analogy to worldwide problems missed by people getting distracted by “spiritual” discussions, while real events pass them by. For example, the current outbreak of religious oppression allows people in India to neglect very real problems such as hunger, poverty and the threat of the novel coronavirus

scaeva, please check in. Unless profile is lying to me again, it’s been 3 days since you commented anywhere and 5 days since you commented here. I hope all is well with you and the Mrs. and the cats!

Too much philosophy, not enough watching. Oh Dear, does that mean the stakeout continues?

Get someone to eat it and then don’t take your eyes off.

I hope they are not planning a repeat.

Shoulda let Puck chase the ball. You missed the changing of the cat grass anyway, might as well have let him have a little fun.

Can’t decide if I want further examination of feline religious beliefs or not.On the one paw, do the Ones we serve really believe in higher powers than Themselves?On the other paw, can we mere two-leggers understand such ineffable concepts?On the third paw (there being 4*) might it start a feline religious war?

*Unless you follow the heterodox position that the tail gets counted, too…

And while they were chatting…

…SOMETHING HAPPENED!!