Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 06, 2020

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    Dtroutma  over 4 years ago

    He’s standing on a trap door to the hot spot.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Make him pick up poop all day.

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    GreasyOldTam  over 4 years ago

    Dear St. Peter’s Dog: MY (rescue) dog is curled up beside me on the sofa, sound asleep. And he’s already had his walk and a snack. And a tummy rub. And a scratch behind the ears.

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    sirbadger  over 4 years ago

    This could go either way. Looking at it from the dog’s point of view, the dog might be from a puppy mill. He might like the guy or hate the guy. The dog might be neutered and it may or may not be OK with that.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 4 years ago

    The ones who sponsor dog fighting don’t even make it THAT far. For them, it’s “THIS ELEVATOR IS GOING DOWWWWWNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnn!”

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Pascal’s wager depends on knowing/believing which deity is the one true deity. It’s always seemed wrong to me because there are so very many deities with dedicated followers… who cannot all be right.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 4 years ago

    St Pete looks like he’s enjoying a joint on his break

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    Nachikethass  over 4 years ago

    Why is he wearing robes?

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    dadlivonia  over 4 years ago

    Karma is a b***h

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    sixam  over 4 years ago

    It was the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm. Snoopy had good memories of it. Sad that was replaced by a six story parking garage.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not after Minnesota Puppy and Kitten Mill Senate Bill #S.F. 7

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    According to Genesis, God gave man dominion over the Earth and all that’s in it. Dominion isn’t domination; it’s more like stewardship. God gave us a very nice planet and it’s our job to take care of it.

    The Kepler telescope has discovered thousands of exoplanets, but very few, scientists speculate, are earth-like. Our planet is a rare gift. At any rate, none of them are in our back yard. It’s quite likely that our species will get only one shot at getting it right.

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    Masterskrain  over 4 years ago

    Sure looks like St. Peter is having a good laugh…and I don’t blame him!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Frankly, that is pretty much exactly what I would like to see when I get there. Without the comedic supervision of course.

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    suv2000  over 4 years ago

    Is a puppy mill like a flour Mill

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    SusieB  over 4 years ago

    Karma!

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    STARTS WITH A B  over 4 years ago

    He’s got the Dogbert tail wag going.

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    grocks  over 4 years ago

    Just desserts

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    rlaker22j  over 4 years ago

    we plan God laughs

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex)  over 4 years ago

    All this deep debate on religion — and I have one thing to say…

    CAT POWER!

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    bonita.eley  over 4 years ago

    Now This is great!

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    WGillete  over 4 years ago

    God’s gat a great sense of humor. But we’re too scared to laugh.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    Best one, EVER!

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    Al Nala  over 4 years ago

    Can you say “crowd-sourcing”?

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 4 years ago

    He should be in HELL.

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    candor1230  over 4 years ago

    The man looks like a ‘farmer’, why? Not my perception of the owner of a puppy mill – Many are women.

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    j.l.farmer  over 4 years ago

    we are all sinners. our eternal rest is determined by taking absolute responsibility for our wrong doings, ask for forgiveness, and be the best you can be here on earth to others. God is not fooled by someone who asks for forgiveness just so he doesn’t enter the gates of hell. he knows your true inner being.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What a great idea. I love that God is giggling behind the podium.

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    hg6it21  over 4 years ago

    I’ve come to the conclusion that the reason for early men and women to separate the duties of life into hunting and gathering was to insure not only the survival of the species but it’s sanity. Men went out hunting and fishing to get away from their women. They preferred to avoid gathering because they learned at an early age that mom or sis would drive them nuts if they stayed to help gather food or any other things. I have seen my wife go thru caned food for over 5 minutes. Then ending up with the first can that she picked up. Then she accuses me of being impatient.

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Sorry, this is NOT your final destination. (:-)

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    [Unnamed Reader - c91c61]  over 4 years ago

    We will, or won’t, eventually find out who’s religion is right.

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    eboosler Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dear Wiley, you continue to be the heart, soul and humor of the rescue world. We all love you so much!!!!! Elayne B., Tails of Joy

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Though the "gates of pearl are 12 for the colossal building called “New Jerusalem”. 1260 miles long, wide, deep. And to house specters of all things.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Another well done Golden Gate to heaven trope and love of pets.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Non Sequitur” 2 August, 2013, my favorite. (although that date is later than the original publication date)

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Uh Oh.

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    Bicycle Dude  over 4 years ago

    I like St. Peter sitting behind the podium having a good laugh knowing his stand in won’t hold a grudge, or will she?

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    Orcatime  over 4 years ago

    Going down..

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