Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 09, 2020

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    There’s gotta be some deluded people out there who actually liked the New Coke. And now those masochists will never again enjoy the pain it caused.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    Good thing I drink Pepsi.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Like New Coke, only current?

    The alternate dimension made “Fetch” happen?

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    I much prefer Coca Cola de Mexico … where it’s still made with actual sugar. Neither version is something I crave  but the “real sugar” version is noticeably better tasting.

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    McColl34 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Okay, that last one was pretty terrible.

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    stellanova87  almost 5 years ago

    It sounds like Felicia and Avery are on the other side. GASP could we be looking at a crossover?!?

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    JenCappello  almost 5 years ago

    This is why I drink Dr Pepper

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 5 years ago

    PLEASE, DON’T LET THAT COME OUT THE PORTAL! We still have those memories!

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    if(comicStrip == "funny") {return "laughter";}  almost 5 years ago

    Portal: 60-year-old comic strips which are still around

    Marigold: YAAAAARRGHHHHH

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    Tigressy  almost 5 years ago

    They surely have to give their PR a serious makeover.

    Should be enough of them over there.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Soda. So duh.

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    Calvinist1966  almost 5 years ago

    “A new cola” would be better as “a new coke” has an unfortunate double meaning.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Terrible!

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    Neo Stryder  almost 5 years ago

    The New Coke returned?

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    scyphi26  almost 5 years ago

    Meh. I’ll stick with 7-Up.

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    Patrick Hunt Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …the horror….the HORROR…..

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    mistie710  almost 5 years ago

    Never had to deal with New Coke, Woke Coke or Joke Coke. Apart from sticking odd flavours in like Vanilla or Cherry, they never bothered here.

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  almost 5 years ago

    New Coke, except a currant reference? Currants are about the only fruit that Coke hasn’t yet tried to pair up with.

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    Darwinskeeper  almost 5 years ago

    “New Coke except a CURRENT reference”??? What “Current Reference”?

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    Ermine Notyours  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe OK Cola?

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    Annie K.  almost 5 years ago

    They always warned us that Coke will eat a hole in anything. Now look what it did to the fabric of reality!

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    craigwestlake  almost 5 years ago

    New Coke was the solution chosen for a company that felt it was making too much money…

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